I am the Deer God!!!!! In my excellence I have gifted you the mad of Roleplayer Guild a place to worship the Great Cheese wheel in all its cheesiness. Now embrace the madness before it embraces you!
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Also be warned this may go into such a depth of insanity where it may cause blindness, death, irregularities in the human geno, shortness of breath, cancer, and spontaneous anal combustion.


Who authorised the making of your account?
You are becoming hysterical, please calm down and refrain from posting. Someone will arrive shortly and escort you off the premises. On behalf of the Seegson Coporation™, I would like to thank you for choosing Sevastopol©, our premium free port space station. Have a nice day.