Character Sheet "Does anyone have a lighter?" Name: Atasuke Yoshizaki Cliché: Chain Smoking, Sake Drinking, Salary Man On The Edge of A Mental Breakdown Age: Too Old For This Shit. (Idk man, like 30.) Gender: Male Personality: Are you implying he doesn't? What the fuck did you just fucking say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in Highschool, and he's been involved in numerous secret powerpoint presentations with the Board of Directors, and has have over 300 confirmed overtime office hours. He is trained in office warfare and he's the employee of the month -every- month in the entire desk jockey league. You are nothing to him but just another consumer. He will file the fuck out of 21-B forms with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. Mark his fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of clients across Japan and your financial portfolio is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your social security. You’re fucking broke, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can decline your loan in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his stapler. Not only is he extensively trained in sticky note combat, but he has access to the entire office supply closet of the (GENERIC CORPORATION GOES HERE) and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable credit score off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy bankruptcy your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit whiteout all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Abilities: This man can beat anyone in a drinking contest, socially out-smoke the toughest Frenchman with his lungs of iron, and type up the monthly expenditure report faster than you can say, "Can you-." He also knows the long lost art of "Office Warfare," which mainly consists of using common workplace items as weapons. (Idk man, he'll shank you with a ballpoint pen.)

"My family and friends mean everything to me!" Extremely dedicated and sentimental leader that often makes the wrong decions. Gender: Male Age: 25 Personality: Shuu is pretty much the "daddy" of the group. Whenever there's conflict, he tries to step up and solve it, even if his efforts may put the group into deeper trouble. He's the one who attempts to lead, all the while lacking most of the qualities that are required of a good leader. He drinks too much, molests almost everyone regardless of his sexuality, throws himself into risky situations, and often makes heartfelt speeches that are completely unrelated to the topic at hand. He's not a great person to go to for advice, as his advice is usually harmful and ridiculous. Even with all his faults, Shuu loves his companions to death, and would do anything for them. He takes responsibility, for not only himself but also for the actions of the group. And with all the problems he's caused, he means well. Abilities: Shuu is not one for physical fighting. He combats with magic and spells from his spellbook. His power has steadily increased throughout the span of his life, and he's mastered too many spells to count, but his memory isn't perfect. Shuu occasionally forgets spells. There are many he still does not know. Despite that, there's no doubt he can hold his own in a fight against a formidable opponent.

"Whatever. If anybody needs me I'll be in my room, drowning my sorrows in games." Itsuki Katashi Cliché: Reclusive Yet Brilliant Otaku Age: 19 Gender: Male Personality: Itsuki is a young, often antisocial man with a short attention span and little regard for anyone besides his friends, even if his friends are in limited number (the people he lives with and the couple of people he plays games with online). He's usually in his room. He's probably one of the smartest in the group: The main asset he supplies is his quick thinking and technical know-how, along with a lot of useless trivia about games, which are basically one of the only things he can get excited about. He can persuade people a certain way just by using facts. Abilities: - Quick Thinking - Technical Proficiency, Can Build Small Contraptions And Gadgets Given Enough Time - Persausion With Cold Logic

Kei Shirane Cliché: The Magical Girl Who Grew Up Age: 20 Gender: Female Personality There was once a time when Kei Shirane was a bright, cheerful, and eager girl who just so happened to be part of a trio of young girls tasked with using magical abilities to combat otherworldly threats. In those days, Shirane was known as 'Shiro' because she had the white outfit - she always wanted to be Kuro and never got over that. But those days are long gone, and what they don't tell you when you first become a magical girl is that they expect you to keep donning the costume and spouting the lines until the next generation comes along. In Kei's case, the next generation never came along and now into adulthood she finds herself loathing the fact that she's technically still active as a magical girl. Kuro and Ao, her partners in magic, figured out how to lose their abilities but are not allowed, by some Code, to tell Kei - and she's still angry about that. Kei knows that she has a responsibility, but it's gotten to the point where it's interfering with her trying to lead a grown up, adult life. As such, Kei is rather bitter in the home life and is always the most apathetic whenever something comes along to rally a group for action; because she knows that she's going to have to put on the outfit, a process that stopped being cute when she grew older. She's always trying to wiggle her way out of dealing with problems, often by pleading or trying to make bargains or gambles that never seem to work. It's with a reluctant sigh that she responds to troubles. When she DOES don the outfit, her personality changes completely. Instead of the lazy, annoyed Kei she becomes the dazzling, vibrant, excited, energetic Shiro, speaking in an energetic voice, sparkles and glitter seem to just surround her, it's like she becomes a different person. Abilities: As Shiro she is granted the use of magical abilities through the use of he scepter, which takes the form of a thin blade or a bow with which to shoot off her magical abilities. Because she was Shiro and not Ao, who had the use of water based abilities, or Kuro, who used dark magicks for the good of everyone, Shiro's abilities are light based. She doesn't control light, the energy/magic she uses just takes the form of strong beams of light; she's not even sure if they are effective against dark creatures, most fodder enemies she faced always seemed to take one shot from either of them anyway. The abilities she uses most often are: Shiro-Shiro Shooting!: Shiro shoots a beam of light from her scepter-bow at an opponent, or several smaller beams in quick succession. Shiro-Shiro Slashing!: Shiro puts light into her scepter-sabre and uses it as a sword, mostly used against groups of grunts or in duels. Shiro-Shiro Shielding!: Shiro shields herself with a small front-facing shield of light. Enough force or a combined effort is more than enough to break the shield. Shiro-Shiro Super Special Secret Strong Shot!: Actually not an attack, but sometimes enemies got intimidated and ran away when she said she was using this move. It's a bluff more than anything.

"What? It's completely safe; I created it after all." Cliché: Sneaky Teenage Genius with a penchant for insults and inventing...most of the time. Age: 17 Gender: Male Personality: Vernon sits upon a throne of machines and inventions of his own design...until they explode or backfire. Highly intelligent for his age with an IQ of at least 300 (He claims), Vernon is normally the brains of the group - especially so when it comes to the scientific and the mechanical. This gives him a sense of justified arrogance, something which he commonly exercises by constantly poking holes in the plans of the other members of the group. He's quite the snarker, and in an extremely blunt way. He has a tendency to appear at inopportune moments or places to present a new invention of his design to the group. Naturally, he enjoys 'testing' his inventions on his friends, whether they're willing or not. His desire to experiment with his creations tends to bring trouble for the rest of the group and sometimes himself, although he normally manages to fix whatever he's ruined...mostly. For some reason, he always appears to be dressed as if it were cold. There's no real explanation for that. It's probably some sort of odd quirk. Abilities: Disappearing/Reappearing Not necessarily an ability. Vernon is seemingly well-versed in leaving and returning without people actually noticing. For some, it's surpising and slightly annoying. For others, it's a common occurrence and they've stopped caring for when he does it. Inventing Vernon has the uncanny ability to invent seemingly anything. A lie detector? He'll have it done within the hour. Teleporter? He did it last week. Of course, there's no guarantee that these inventions of his will actually work, and at times they prove to be quite counter-productive to the efforts of his friends, something which he actually takes a sadistic glee from, occasionally. Aside from this, Vernon isn't all that special.