Why do you insist on the Spidey Avatar?

You seem to be going up the Old Grump route, and I gotta say that the tired 60's Spider-Man meme (which is mainly for 12 year old's) doesn't quite fit what you're going for.

Besides being lame in general.

Unless, of course, you have a dead friend who was really into that meme and you have it as your avatar in his or her memory. In that case I take it all back and I apologize for being so abrasive.

If an airship inflated with 50 cubic metres of helium materialised on the abyssal plain, how long would it take for every helium atom to have reached the surface by any means?

To what extent have you consciously adapted to spam in your time here?

Your favorite period of time in spam?

The favorite time for you to have a period in Spam?