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Flightless_Soul Sir Kibble the Fearless

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O__- I will never in my lifetime understand why I just had rough sex with a painting...
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by I Own Cows
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I Own Cows The Farmer

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Maybe ketchup wasn't the best idea for lubricant.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by StrangerDanger
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StrangerDanger

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I know I said I liked them beefy but this was too literal...
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Wade Wilson
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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*rolls out of the bed slowly*
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Leysos
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Leysos I have a lot / to learn

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That's right. That painting I made was so good, I decided to sleep with it.

Your move, bodypillow manufacturers.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Wade Wilson
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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What the... I'm not even gonna. fml.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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ArenaSnow Devourer of Souls

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I guess it could have been worse. Wouldn't have thought a painting, though.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Flightless_Soul
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Flightless_Soul Sir Kibble the Fearless

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Hello sailor ;3 Fancy meeting you again.
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You always have that same freaked out look on your face. And again, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU COVERED IN?! Damn all these blackouts.
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Mag Lev Chairman Sloth

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Huh, I guess this isn't too bad. So long as you don't shoot me.
Hidden 10 yrs ago 10 yrs ago Post by StrangerDanger
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-has intense craving for bacon-

How about some breakfast..?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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ArenaSnow Devourer of Souls

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Oh. You looked different last time I saw you...
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Wade Wilson
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Whisperer
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Whisperer

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...why do I keep waking up in this gigantic bed full of strangers? Was this a failed orgy? A science experiment? Will I never know my purpose here?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by StrangerDanger
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StrangerDanger

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goodness, your skin looks like it's dry as a bone!
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Whisperer
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Whisperer

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...why would you wear clothes to bed?...
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Wade Wilson
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
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Whisperer

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...hey, I just met you, and I'm looking crazy, but shh no tears now, and go back to sleep baby...
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by I Own Cows
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I Own Cows The Farmer

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I don't know how got together, but I'm sure it was interesting
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Wade Wilson
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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Oh hell no, I am NOT having beastiality on my crinimal record.
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