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"If a rhino crushes a mouse, is he still a grass eater?"

"Yeah, probably. I dunno."

"It's actually right in front of you, you're just too stupid to notice."

"How much wood does the lumberjack kill, and would he feel the pain?"

"It's actually right in front of you, you're just too stupid to notice."

"How much wood does the lumberjack kill, and would he feel the pain?"@BrobyDDark

Why would he? He's a lumberjack. Killing wood is what they do.

What day is it?

It is currently the last light of Durin's Day. 

Who is the Milk Man? 

@BrobyDDark

Whats in it for me?

450 dollars cash.

What is up there.

Either a bird, a plane, or some guy in spandex.

How do people get on tv?

A variety of factors including, most prominently, an attractive or at least distinctive physical appearance, a determination to build a career in the industry, and some amount of skill at portraying characters in a believable or amusing way.

How much jazz do I need?

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