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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but eventually the ease with which you do everything bores you to such an extent that you erase yourself from existence by saying the alphabet backwards.

I wish I could read minds.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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Granted. You are eventually overcome by just how many people are into horse bestiality and commit suicide.

I wish that I had more willpower.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted, your WoW character now has 5 more skill points in willpower.

I wish that life wasn't miserable for anyone.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Teoinsanity
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@Ryuzaki

Granted ,everybody is happy ,but without sadness ,happiness loses all meaning ,making everybody indeffrient and suicidal,Ying and Yang buddy.

I wish that I had some icecream.
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Granted but Ice Cream cannot solve the suicidal indifference you caused by corrupting my wish, therefor you also commit suicide.

I wish this world wasn't so suicidally indifferent.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted, you are now suicidally apathetic.

I wish to experience sadness for a brief second
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Kurai Assassin
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granted but it is intense sadness

i wish for this wish to be granted
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but you didn't really wish for anything.

I wish that the government was more efficient at preventing crimes.
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Granted, but because of their suicidal apathy, they kill themselves instead of using the crime stopping power this wish gives them.

I wish that my wish didn't constitute 60% of the wishes and corruptions since I made it.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Teoinsanity
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Granted ,but due to your post being part of the 60% ,it has never happened ,mleaving the world still suicidly apathetic.

I wish I could sing.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by MyCatGinger
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Granted, but everyone in the world has committed suicide already (???) so nobody is around to listen...

I wish I could recreate the art museum from the game Ib.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted, but you are the only person to ever enter the Fabricated World and shortly afterwards the painting is destroyed in a fire leaving you no way out.

I wish that I could get out of work tomorrow in a way that doesn't involve getting fired, sick, injured or have a relative a friend, or myself dying.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted. You are kidnapped by human traffickers.

I wish I could transform into my avatar at will.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Kurai Assassin
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Granted but the armour is so heavy you cant move at all so is practically a worthless power.

i wish i could play video games all day without any negative repercussions
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Granted, but the first game you put into your console or system is the only one you can play for all eternity.

I wish for all of the luck in the world.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but most of it is bad.

I wish to be strong enough to move around in my avatar's armor.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Rusalka
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Granted, but you can never take off your armor and must wear it everywhere, gaining you weird looks from people walking down the street, lawsuits from GWAR and Lordi for stealing their image, and numerous dogs mistaking you for a death metal fire hydrant.

I wish....for nothing! Absofuckinglutely nothing!
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Alex
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Granted, but you can never take off your armor and must wear it everywhere, gaining you weird looks from people walking down the street, lawsuits from GWAR and Lordi for stealing their image, and numerous dogs mistaking you for a death metal fire hydrant.

I wish....for nothing! Absofuckinglutely nothing!


Granted, the nothing comes for you


I wish for @Smiral to pay attention to me desu
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@Alex FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! Sleep? Who needs sleep? Fuck sleep!
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by Johann
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@Alex
granted but you get Alzheimer and won't ever recognize him again.
I wish my wish couldn't be ruined
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