GAME: Crush A Wish

[MyCatGinger]

Granted. You got exactly what you wished for, and nobody ruined that wish of yours.
Could have wished for something better, though! :')

I wish I could find and be a part of all the good RPs I like here.

[Rusalka]

Granted but most of them slow down by the time you join and die within a couple of days. Now the only rps left are MLP smut and Black Butler yaoi.

I wish senpai would notice me. ♡°♡

[Murtox]

@Rusalka Granted but your Senpai will have 10 extra eyes :P.

I wish undertale had unlimited choices and timelines

[Mardox]

Granted but you waste your life away trying to find them all and only interacting with imaginary monsters and die alone due to lack of actual interaction with real humans.

I wish the genie did not try to corrupt wishes.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Granted but now its the devil corrupting wishes.

I wish I was fabulously fabulous so I could fabulously fantabualte most fantabulously with the next person who will be forced to fantabulate fantaulously with me.

[Rusalka]

Granted. You are now a flaming homosexual in a pink tutu.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

[Duthguy]

Granted, you're kidnapped by the same human traffickers who got me.

I wish that Rusalka turns into a hipster because they seem to hate them.

[Mardox]

Granted but since he also gets to wish, he wishes for you to be turned into what you most hate before he is transformed.

I wish that J.R.R. Tolkien would rise from the grave and write more books.

[Duthguy]

Granted, but they're all Twilight fan fiction.

Before I'm transformed I wish to hate millionaires more than anything, only to go back to hating bees after I have becoming a millionaire.

[Mardox]

Granted but the wish updates and you become a bee.

I wish Tolkien wasn't into fanfiction.

[Duthguy]

Granted instead he is now the headwriter of the new Dora cartoon, the one without the monkey.

I wish I legally obtained 100000 euro which I don't have to pay taxes on

[Rusalka]

Granted but it was actually confiscated from that drug lord you screwed over. By the way he's still alive.

I wish to be sacrificed in the name of Almighty Cthulu

[Mardox]

Granted but the cultists screw up the ritual and summon Nyarlathotep instead.

I wish I had a perfect memory.

[Shorticus]

Granted. This includes a perfect prenatal memory. You seriously regret your wish.

I wish I could swim with the dolphins.

[VarionusNW]

Granted, but the dolphins will drag you down into the depths and kill you.

I wish to always have the heart of the cards.

[Mardox]

Granted, you now have small cardboard/paper hearts permanently attached to your body covering every inch of skin.

I wish I had enormous batlike wings that I could fly with and still be human except for the wings.

[AlteredTundra]

Granted. Added to the wings, you now have the blindness of a bat.

I wish I could just get rid of these bipolar mood swings.

[Mardox]

Granted. No more emotion for you.

I wish I had the best eyesight possible.

[Alex]

@Alex
granted but you get Alzheimer and won't ever recognize him again.
I wish my wish couldn't be ruined

@Johann

>misgendering

[Murtox]

@Mardox Granted but you will see the world in 2D

I wish that my wish were your wish