Us: Le wrong generation.

TOO LATE TO EXPLORE THE EARTH
TOO EARLY TO EXPLORE THE STARS

JUST IN TIME TO EXPLORE DANK MEMES

Historically speaking, when climate change starts fucking with civilization, somebody shows up and burns down all the towns. I wonder who's job it'll be to do that this time around.

Historically speaking, when climate change starts fucking with civilization, somebody shows up and burns down all the towns. I wonder who's job it'll be to do that this time around.

I caught a fleeting glimpse of the horde to come.

Historically speaking, when climate change starts fucking with civilization, somebody shows up and burns down all the towns. I wonder who's job it'll be to do that this time around.

We're all in charge of burning our own homes and workplaces.

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We're all in charge of burning our own homes and workplaces.

I wonder if my homeowner's insurance knows/covers this.

Historically speaking, when climate change starts fucking with civilization, somebody shows up and burns down all the towns. I wonder who's job it'll be to do that this time around.

Historically speaking, when climate change starts fucking with civilization, somebody shows up and burns down all the towns. I wonder who's job it'll be to do that this time around.

The most relatable thing I can think of is when the Huns came into Europe as anal fucked Europe sideways. I can only assume something similar will happen to us.

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Oh my god.
What if the Mexicans are the next to be blessed by the great sky father and convert to Tengrism to raid America?
Mexican Huns people, they're a real threat!
We need to build a wall to keep them out! We need Trump to fight against the Mexican Huns before they destroy America!

But the Huns need mounts and Mexico doesn't have any famous mounts. But Canada does.

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Oh my god.
What if instead of Mexicans, its the Canadians on their mooses?
They will come through our northern border and rush in great hordes, burning all they pass!
DON'T BE FOOLED BY THEIR KINDNESS AND APOLOGETIC NATURE PEOPLE!
THEY ARE SECRETLY PLOTTING HOW BEST TO INVADE AMERICA AND SPREAD TENGRISM AND MAPLE TREE JIZZ ON US ALL!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE, WE NEED TO PROTECT AMERICA FROM THE DIRTY FOREIGNERS WHO CERTAINLY ARE TRYING TO SPREAD HERESY AND COMMUNISM AND DRUGS.
WE NEED TRUMP TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

There is actually a right answer to this question, and it isn't Mexicans or Canadians.

There is actually a right answer to this question, and it isn't Mexicans or Canadians.

Glory to House Aisin-Gioro. May their backwards ways bless us all with infinite Cixi's.