I'm a social disease...wait. No. That's Megadeth.
I'm a fairly avid Rper, who has been looking for a more stable place to find and do Rps, than instant message sites. An RP partner suggested this place and and it looks like just what I was looking for, so hello!

I was that guy :D

Now for the formalities.

Welcoming Committee Official Greeter

Welcome to the guild.

First rule of the Guild is this.
-Be Fonz Cool.

If you are being harassed or creeped on report it cuz the person is not being Fonz Cool.

Stay away from the spam forum as much as you can, you will end up like many players and be stuck in an endless downward spiral into oblivion.

If anybody but me offers you a cookie or food, be sure to let me know and I will tell you if you should accept it. Most the time the food is either poisoned or "spiced"

Watch out for the squirrel rubbing its nipples.

The giant monkey in a banana hammock.

The little monkey in a diaper.

The koala with a turnip on its head.

They are not to be trusted.

Again, welcome to the guild and if you have any questions or just wish to work out details for an rp just let me hear them, I have been here since 2009.

'I'm a social disease' reminds me more of Shinedown, but still, nice segue and reference. Welcome!

So, are you a man of wealth and taste?

@Tyler Night ...Why does this post look so goddamn familiar.

Welcome to the guild! Hope you feel right at home here.

@texcuz I reuse my committee greeting :p

'I'm a social disease' reminds me more of Shinedown, but still, nice segue and reference. Welcome!

It's a...misquote I later realized of the first line of Megadeth's song, Dread and the Fugitive Mind."Let me, introduce myself, Im a social disease, I've come for you wealth, leave you on your knees."

So, are you a man of wealth and taste?

No, but I have come for you wealth, and if I can manage, I'll leave you on your knees.
...but then I feel have good taste, so you were half right.