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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Awson
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Note the first thing that comes to mind. It's probably something you've heard said in a similar situation. Don't say that. Say something else.
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you could also just be a walking joke
like me
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Don't tell me what to do.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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you guys are funny
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by KnightShade
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Congratulations on employing Awson's principles in replying to this thread
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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I always say the first thing that pops into my mind, because my mind is fucking awesome.
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I always say the first thing that pops into my mind, because my mind is fucking awesome.


That's like 'Aw man, this tea is awesome. I need to drink it now, let's throw the tea bag in the sink right now.'

If the tea is that awesome, let it brew awhile.

For example, that British joke that just popped into your head. Don't do it. You're better than that.
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I say the first thing that comes to my mind, and people laugh, 'cause I'm a witty muthafucka'
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by Rocketman
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Note the first thing that comes to mind. It's probably something you've heard said in a similar situation. Don't say that. Say something else.


Have more faith in yourself

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you could also just be a walking joke
like me


You too bud

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The only way to be funny is to be a walking pile of depression, and skillfully cover it up with "witty" self depreciating humor with which you make fun of issues you subtly pretend to not really have, but actually have.
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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The only way to be funny is to be a walking pile of depression, and skillfully cover it up with "witty" self depreciating humor with which you make fun of issues you subtly pretend to not really have, but actually have.


so basically me
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by KnightShade
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This thread has also taught me not to say the first thing that comes to mind, because I'm not instinctively very nice.
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This thread has also taught me not to say the first thing that comes to mind, because I'm not instinctively very nice.


Then instinctively be an asshole. Being nice is for losers.
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Then instinctively be an asshole. Being nice is for losers.


There is nothing wrong with wanting to be more compassionate. Although I kind of baited that reaction with everyone being so afraid of the word nice.
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This thread is teaching me so much! Now I'll be able to make tons of friends.
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Then instinctively be an asshole. Being nice is for losers.


There's nothing wrong with being nice. Being unassertive makes you a loser. Being an asshole makes you a loser too.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Awson
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What is all this? Geez.
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<Snipped quote by VarionusNW>

There's nothing wrong with being nice. Being unassertive makes you a loser. Being an asshole makes you a loser too.


my asshole is being assertive. wat do?
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<Snipped quote by Rocketman>

my asshole is being assertive. wat do?


Tell it to go fuck itself...

Then do what comes naturally
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