Maxwell Faggot Phagott was born to a poor family. His parents, sent him to school not so that he could learn and become an integral part of society, but to get incentives from the government from doing so. His father was a drunkard who would spend his low salary mostly on booze. He would be teased, bullied, and beat up for having such a ridiculous last name and for being to full of himself. From there, you would expect him to begin taking drugs and being all-out rebellious, right?

But there would be no fun in that, so NO!

One day, Maxwell saw a metal rod lying around somewhere in the construction site that his father worked at. He then claimed the rod for himself, and soon went missing. Everybody deemed him to be dead, and considered it a good riddance. Unfortunately, that didn't happen.

Maxwell came trotting to town a month later, carrying his metal rod and sporting a glorious six pack. He had gained enhanced strength and knew how to use the metal rod like a shaolin monk would use his trusty staff. Presumably, he had trained on the nearby mountain, probably under the guidance of an old hermit. The truth is, nobody knows. Except him, but we are going to give him a secretive past, okay? The stuff of badass.

When he came home, his drunken father came to scold and upbraid him.
He got beaten up.
When he walked to school, the gangs came to give him his daily torture.
They got beaten up.
When the math teacher scolded him for being absent for a week and missing out on so much, he...
he...
HE.....!
...did not get beaten up. But Maxwell, being the faggot he is, rebutted and talked about how "impractical" Math was.

Eventually everybody came to fear the merciless warrior. The hotheaded vigilante. The short-tempered master of pain and agony.
Everybody in town would come to fear

Sounds pretty cool, right? No? Screw you.

Eventually, the Sword Art Online project would be announced. Maxwell heard of the actual violence and games of risk that were to be in this virtual world. He joined so that he could get to beat stuff up......well, that would be a fine excuse, right? RIGHT?

I guess not. Screw this.

Eventually, Maxwell became a well-known player in the game. He topped the ranks due to his fighting techniques and his use of dirty tricks. He was revered as "The Grim Reaper's Mentally Insane Sidekick".

Yeah, pretty cool.