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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted. You are now a literal pile of sentient feces.

I wish I could focus better.
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Granted. You are now a literal pile of sentient feces.

I knew someone was going to do that.

Anyway, wish granted. You can only focus on Oatmeal, though. Otherwise you have the attention span of a toddler.

I wish for.... Food. Again. I think that's the third time.
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As you didn’t specify what type of food, you are gifted a heaping bowl of writhing centipedes.

I wish for 20/20 eyesight.
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Your wish is granted. You are also deaf.

I wish my emotions were stable.
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Your wish was almost granted. I held back fully giving your wish because I felt sorry for turning you into a mellow individual.

I wish my cat didn't pass away.
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Your wish is granted. It lives to be 100 years old. It's miserable.

I wish humans didn't have to sleep.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Harlequ
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Granted, but everyone is now perpetually exhausted with no means to end it.

I wish the weather could always be perfect.
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Your wish is granted. However, that means MY definition of perfect, which I'm pretty sure doesn't overlap with anyone else's definition of perfect weather. Enjoy your mildly cool temperatures and cloud-covered, grey sky.

I wish I wasn't so gosh dang tired all the time.
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...which I'm pretty sure doesn't overlap with anyone else's definition of perfect weather. Enjoy your mildly cool temperatures and cloud-covered, grey sky...

Actually, that is my definition of perfect weather. Who’da guessed?

Granted, being tired requires you to be alive, which you now aren’t.

I wish for my baby sister to fall asleep in five minutes.

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Actually, that is my definition of perfect weather. Who’da guessed?


Well crud

Your wish is granted. Five minutes... from when I post.

I wish I had time management skills.
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Your wish is granted, except with your new skills comes new responsibilities. You are now mayor of a major city.

I wish I had Aladdin's lamp.

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Granted, you get the lamp. Just the lamp. No genie.

I wish I wasn’t afraid of scorpions.
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Your wish is granted. Well, it WILL be granted. Unfortunately, the therapy involves locking you in a room filled with scorpions until you stop being afraid.

I wish I wasn't paranoid about social interaction.
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Granted, but you now lack all paranoia, and have become the most naive person on the planet.

I wish it was 11:11 p.m., DST.

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Granted, it is now 1:25 a.m., DST.

without Paranoia, I have apparently become exceedingly naive. I wish I had a healthy amount of paranoia.
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Granted. Unfortunately, paranoia itself doesn’t seem very healthy for anyone, so you remain naive.

I wish cancer wasn’t real.
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Your wish is granted. Without cancer, Parasites step up their game.

So I am still Naive... I wish I was not naive while also not paranoid.
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Erm, granted? I’m unsure how to grant that, so you’re just nonexistent now.

I wish I could see the stars more often from my place on earth.
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Your wish is granted. The sun goes out and all electricity dies. In the few hours you have left, the stars are clear as crap.

It appears I no longer exist. I wish I exist again.
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Granted, you are now a rock. You exist.

I wish I had another entertaining, seni-useless power.
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