Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. It is only entertaining to other people, and you can't control it. Heck, you don't even get to know what it is, since I'm too lazy to come up with something.

I have been reincarnated as a rock. This is not a particularly desirable state of being, so I wish I was a human instead. And a healthy human, at that.

[Harlequ]

Granted, you are now a healthy 97 year old, destined to die in a couple weeks.

I wish I hadn’t lost that thing.

[The Nexerus]

Granted. Instead, you gave it away.

I wish everything was how it used to be.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. Everything is was how it used to be. Before you were born. Including the fact that you don't exist.

I have writing to do today. I wish I can get it done quickly and well.

[Harlequ]

You got your writing done very quickly, and everything from the grammar to the fonts were perfect. All you gotta do now is hope no one noticed you plagiarized.

I wish to visit Rome.

[Briza]

Granted! You visit the Third Rome and see the glorious Golden Onion Domes. Hooray!

I wish I could be a white fluffy cloud in the sky.

[Harlequ]

Granted! Then you become a dark angry one, and rain down upon the world.

I wish this cake I’m eating had no chocolate.

[Zaxter996]

Granted, but the chocolate is replaced with an awful tasting chocolate substitute, that is also worse for you than chocolate.

I wish my band would get noticed, and be funded to record and album and go on a world tour.

[Harlequ]

Granted, but fame corrupts your members, and you eventually break up in the worst, most dramatic way possible.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[Gareth]

Your wish is granted. After five days of remembering things exactly as they appear- you began to compare your memories to EVERYTHING ELSE you saw around you. In short you went insane.

I wish I was in love.

[Zaxter996]

Granted, but you're in love with literally everybody that you see. Whenever you see a new person, you fall in love with them.

I wish I was best friends with Jack Black.

[Gareth]

Granted you're best friends with JackBlack. Can't corrupt it, Jack Black's awesome.

I wish money grew on trees.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. Money inflates into oblivion and eggs cost a few billion dollars.

I wish I could come up with worthwhile wishes more often.

[Harlequ]

Your wish had been granted in the past. Upon using it once again, the previous wish canceled this one out. In other words, no wish.

I wish someone would post. Just anywhere. Post.

[Zaxter996]

Granted. But it's this post. You're welcome.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

Your wish has been granted, @Zaxter996, however your ability to process information into memory and categorize it becomes increasingly fragmented due to no longer being capable of sleep until you can no longer retain or tap explicit memory at all. This renders you with the horrific curse of only having a working memory, which lasts only for time measured in seconds.

I wish for the balance of natural order to return.

[The Nexerus]

Granted. However, it is returned to the balance of natural order of the early Holocene. You just missed the saber-toothed cats.

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. You can only shift into a potato and back.

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.

[ErsatzEmperor]

Granted. It's A4, highlighted and laminated. You rarely keep to it though.

I wish to be free of my fear of tiny dogs.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. You now have a fear of big dogs. Possibly a better fear though, since they are far more likely to be able to do serious damage to you.

I wish I wasn't mildly cold.