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Threads like this are the direct result of boredom and yet they are meant to destroy boredom... literally killing their mom. Lame.
I invite anyone with interesting, bad, absurd, and... whatever, just feel free to post any jokes you have in mind up here. Not for my sake, but because the world depends on it!
Alex, a great philosopher, doctor, engineer, writer, philanthropist, business tycoon, professor, and psychologist once said : Laughter is only serum that relieves tension by massaging the temples.
Note: Short jokes preferred.
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roleplayerguild with an innocent smile: 21 members online

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me: What has the world come to *sigh*
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How racist and/or sexist are the jokes allowed to be?
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As much as the guild allows.
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"Yeah? That's great! My boyfriend is just like atoms; they can never be trusted," Mopsa shook her head before taking a sip from her wineglass, her eyebrows furrowed in annoyance as she gulped down the rich, red liquid.
"Wha- how on earth are your boyfriend and atoms similar?" Tate questioned, leaning further back into the couch. An eyebrow was raised in confusion but there was probably some disgust hidden somewhere.
"More like What in the universe-" Mopsa began, rolling her eyes at Tate's seemingly stupid question. She took another long sip and continued.
"Don't you know atoms make up everything?"
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much is it for a beer?"
The bartender responds: "For you, no charge."
(Old one, but wanted to keep the theme)
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Chemistry jokes, huh?

Helium walked into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve Noble Gases here."
Helium didn't react.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.
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What is green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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I don't know. What's the answer?
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@Alanalex, o! So, like, if you look at my post, I darkened the answer underneath the question. This was my favorite joke in high school.

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@Mole Yeah, it's a classic 👌
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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.
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Why did the coral blush?
Because the seaweed.
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What is Super Mario’s favorite type of fabric?

Denim denim denim.

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Knock knock.
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@rush99999, who’s there?
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The chicken.
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@rush99999, the chicken who?
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The chicken who I mentioned in an earlier post.
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