How the hell do you slice someone in half with a knife? Did he take multiple swings until he got all the way through?
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Educate me please.
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Well no one truly knows what Jesus looked like, we can only guess. But anyway. The Catholic church commissioned Michael Angelo to paint Jesus, and the closest Michael had ever been to heaven was with his lover. So yeah. Jesus is a bottom.
- The fact that the current depiction of Jesus that most worship is actually a portrait of Micahel Angelo's gay lover.