Tallyho & Trouble
The depths of a tomb somewhere miles under EgyptDust poured down from overhead as the thumping and clattering of amateurs disrupted the seasoned adventurers work. He instinctively looked up, a stern look across his face and an eyebrow raised. He brushed a finger across his preened moustache - not quite a nervous habit these days, but one done more in aggravation these days. Those blasted Germans. What was once an honorable vocation of conservation and discovery had been perverted into a race against time to prevent the forces of evil from using ancient magic and undiscovered technology for nefarious purposes.
He turned back to his work. He brushed off the last bit of dirt and sand from the large ornate chest - it looked to be from the ptolemaic period if not earlier. He’d seen similar inscriptions and hieroglyphs on this before, whatever was in this was powerful. Powerful enough that a chest with a formidable locking mechanism was buried deep underground in a tomb full of traps and false corridors.
Unfortunately, in his journey down here Blackwood had given the Nazi’s on his trail a relatively easy path to follow behind him. Something like this deserved the respect it was due. He wished times were different. If it were a few years ago he could have had a team of professionals down here, analysing this chest to see if it’s something that even should be opened. Deciphering every glyph and pattern on the walls. Giving this place the reverence it was due.
But as it stood he was on the clock. Preservation meant being one step ahead and currently he was two behind.
“Blasted Krauts…” He muttered under his breath, reaching into his open red jacket and pulling a pair of lockpicking tools from his inside pocket. “Sorry, old chums. It’s not by my hand that I force your secrets open.” He began to jimmy the lock as gently as he could. With tools like these he could only go so far before he had to force the lock.
The noise of boots hammering down the ancient steps only forced his hand further. With a final twist the lid popped open slightly and Blackwood forced it open completely. Thankfully the spirits of the damned hadn’t poured out - not like that time in Burma. Instead inside the large container was a small cylinder, ornately marked and with a twist off top in the shape of Anubis - the Egyptian god of death.
He took it in hand and gave a quick glance around the room. This was truly the final room of this labyrinth. The only way out was the way he came in, and that was quickly going to be blocked by a wall of fascists.
He’d need to act fast or he’d be painting the walls with his blood. There were so few of these Nazi’s who would prefer to opt for diplomacy over a firefight. Blackwood made a decision that would usually go against his personal code, but had to be made to save his skin. He rushed over to a pillar near the back of the room and unhooked The Surveyor from its place hanging on his shoulder. With a few quick smacks at the base of the pillar he loosed it from its foundations and pushed it over with his shoulder and dove behind it as cover.
He flicked The Surveyor round to its rifle setting, and felt for the revolver at his side. He took it from its holster and flicked open the chamber, it was fully loaded.
Finally German’s filled the room, pointing submachine guns and bolt-action rifles towards the gentleman adventurer. An officer sauntered in behind them with the confidence of a man arriving for a dinner rather than a confrontation.
His black greatcoat hung immaculately despite the desert dust, polished boots crunching over centuries-old stone. A silver-headed walking cane tapped lazily against the floor as he surveyed the chamber with pale blue eyes that settled upon the toppled pillar.
A smile tugged at one corner of his mouth. "Lord Blackwood. One step ahead yet again."
Blackwood closed one eye behind the Surveyor's scope, raising his rifle and balancing it against the toppled pillar. The soldiers instinctively readied their guns against him "Oberst Falkenrath. We really must stop meeting like this."
"So..." Falkenrath sighed theatrically, removing a pair of leather gloves one finger at a time. He held a hand up to stop his men from firing at his adversary. "Another civilisation disturbed. Another priceless relic moments from my possession. I sometimes wonder whether you excavate these places simply to save me the trouble."
"I always did enjoy doing the difficult part."
A ripple of restrained laughter passed through the German soldiers, Falkenrath merely smiled. "You know..." he continued, strolling a little closer. "When we first met in Tibet I genuinely believed you were a practical man. Someone concerned with the good of the Human race."
"I am."
"No." Falkenrath shook his head. "You are an idealist." He gestured around the tomb. "Look at this place. Forgotten, buried, meaningless. Humanity abandons its own history beneath sand and jungle until men like us uncover it."
"'Us' is doing a tremendous amount of work in that sentence."
His eyes drifted towards the small Anubis cylinder still clutched in Blackwood's left hand. "There is no escape. I’ll do you the service of taking you in alive. Even the great Lord Blackwood would succumb to the Reich’s expert torturers.”
Another laugh from the soldiers. Blackwood wondered if they were paid by the chuckle. He looked down at the container in his hand. No time to properly decipher what it said on the base, but he could tell it amounted to a very strong ‘DO NOT OPEN’.
"My men cover every exit."
"They generally do."
"You are outnumbered."
"Appallingly."
"You have nowhere left to run."
Blackwood looked thoughtfully around the ancient chamber before returning his gaze to Falkenrath.
"Falkenrath, when have you ever known me to run?"
For the briefest moment the room fell silent, and then Blackwood smiled. It was the smile Falkenrath knew all too well. The smile that meant Lord Alistair Blackwood had already done something extraordinarily reckless.
Falkenrath's expression finally changed from that smug smile to one of shock. "What have you done you silly British fool?!"
Blackwood slowly raised the little Anubis cylinder, turning the head and pulling it free. "Well," He looked down at it. “We're about to find out.”
A gout of greenish hellfire shot up from the ground at Alistair's feet, quickly spreading outward as a circle of flame surrounded him. Smoke seemed to fill the vaulted chamber, as a shadowy form, like that of a great horned demon, appeared cast on one wall.
A voice spoke, echoing off the walls in a language none alive now recognized.
Another statement, a different language by the tone, for a fleeting moment it might have been mistaken for a form of Ancient Hebrew, but not.
Finally, the voice spoke in Greek. “A new hand touches the beacon,” the demon of smoke and fire boomed. “You stand before Nathanael, daemon of..."
The demon paused, the shadow on the wall appearing to produce a scroll that was opened as if he were reading from notes. “Was it Phelgethon? I think it was Phelgethon. Which was the one of fire and which was the one of wailing? Who can remember. I haven’t even been to Greece in an age.”
The giant shadow seemed to put the scroll aside, peering down at Alistair as it remarked, “Normally this is the part where I ask you to bring me into your world and you tell me your terms, but I’m rather tired of being bound into a piece of jewelry. Being a bauble was boring thousands of your years ago. So if that’s all you’re here for, you can...”
It was only then that the shadow seemed to notice the Germans.
“Oh, hello. Are they with you?”
Blackwood barely had time to quip before the sanctimonious German officer yelled for his force to open fire. A shower of gunfire was his answer instead.
“Not quite!” Blackwood had dealt with daemons before. Albeit he’d never called one for reinforcements before, more to banish them. “Whoever your master is, whatever your terms are, I command you to get me the blazes out of here!”
He turned back over the pillar after a small break in the gunfire and squeezed off a few rounds of his revolver, missing twice and landing a couple more shots in the stomach and then legs of two of the soldiers.
The vanished from the wall. As Alistair ducked behind the pillar, his own shadow seemed to animate. “We’re actually hiring for a new master. Would you be interested in the job? Issuing commands is one of the qualifications,” the imp-ish shadow remarked.
“Yes, yes, bloody hell! I’ll sign on the dotted line just get me a way out of here!” He was out of ammo after another few shots of his revolver and had switched to his cane-rifle.
The thing that the man and the others were holding, which boomed like thunder, seemed a rather curious weapon. “It is quite loud in here with those... things. Perhaps an alternative venue would be a better place for discussion.
Smoke seemed to blanket the Germans, as a doorway was illuminated in a ray of light for Alistair. “In case of emergency, please proceed to the nearest exit,” his shadow quipped lightly.
“Jammy bastard…” Said Alistair through gritted teeth. Something about this felt off, becoming a daemons master. What was the catch? Was his soul damned for all eternity now? Soul or no soul, it was time to save his skin. He leapt over his makeshift cover and barreled through the room, shoulder bashing through coughing German soldiers with the same techniques he’d used on the Rugby pitches of his old private school.
What a way to start it all.
New York City, New York
June The Terrific Two were hot on the trail of the notorious Nazi Überheld group known only as the
Silverwings. Through a canny bit of spywork they’d uncovered the German plot to attack the beacon of liberty standing proudly in the New York City harbour.
It had been some time since they had been acquainted, and while rocky at first, Blackwood had grown fond of Nate in some strange way. It was a weird feeling taking what seemed to be a younger version of himself on as his ward, and he had to keep reminding himself that this was not, in fact, a young boy and was an ancient demon sealed away for who knows what kind of torment he’d inflicted on the Egyptian people.
They sped along as fast as they could in the modified small boat. Bumping and bouncing across the water. The design was taken with great gratitude from the American Navy’s Frogmen, and this was the first time Blackwood had the opportunity to use the vessel.
He wiped his goggles with the sleeve of his arm, steadying himself against the wheel as he did. He turned over his shoulder quickly and called back to the Imp.
“How are we doing back there, sprog? I shouldn’t think the water is really your element!” He teased, smirking.
“Tis a bit much,” the green-eyed imp remarked. The Egyptians, the Greeks, they had all loved their rivers. But crossing the Sea of Atlas was nothing short of lunacy. For one, last he’d checked, humans had it on very certain terms that the world was flat and they were going to sail straight off. Along with languages, clothing, and all manner of strange devices that they had fashioned for themselves, it seemed that humanity had significantly upped their game over the last thousand years.
A gleam, something gold, moving through the air caught the boy’s eye. “As spiffing as a ride on a motor boat may be, I think we may be two steps behind again,” he remarked.
“Story of my life…” Muttered Blackwood under his breath. They closed in around the statue just as the American poster boy flew down to confront the Silverwings. He hadn’t had the pleasure of being introduced to the USA’s face of the war, and only heard of his exploits through the radio or newspaper. By all accounts he was powerful. In this world of gods and monsters Blackwood was pleased he was on their side. “It seems we’ve got some allies joining the fray, Nathanael! Those jerrys are a crafty bunch though. What say you take them high and I’ll pick them off from the boat?”
The boy’s pennyloafer’s floated off the deck of the ship, as the youth in short trousers and suspenders glided up into the air. “I feel like this is going to be Cairo all over again,” the impish figure complained. “Try to at least save me a cup of tea, this time?” he deadpanned, seeming to shimmer and disappear as he glided further away from the ship.