My friends want to get a guy a keg full of tequila for his 18th party...

[Halo]

Awson said
no, no. You're supposed to go up a steady slope and then fall asleep. What is this fading nonsense?

"Cruising altitude", as an excessively drunk boy at my house once insisted on calling it all night.

[Smiral]

Halo said I'm getting concerned at how much everyone, including myself, starts to crave a party after a month without, actually.

I'm supposed to go to a party this Friday, and I'm trying to figure out how to get out of it.

#onepercent

[idlehands]

Just go, stay sober, and when people pass out start shaving off eyebrows.

[Smiral]

idlehands said stay sober

r u satan

[Card]

Smiral said
I'm supposed to go to a party this Friday, and I'm trying to figure out how to get out of it.#onepercent

When Friday rolls around, tell them you're sick.

[idlehands]

Ok so smoke some but don't get sloppy drunk. It's hilarious to watch people wake up thinking they shit their pants because someone dumped chocolate syrup down their crack.

[NotAMouse]

idlehands said
Ok so smoke some but don't get sloppy drunk. It's hilarious to watch people wake up thinking they shit their pants because someone dumped chocolate syrup down their crack.

Please tell me you've done this.

[idlehands]

Among other things. One time it was peanut butter.

[Halo]

Smiral said
I'm supposed to go to a party this Friday, and I'm trying to figure out how to get out of it.#onepercent

Just... say you don't want to go? How did you end up under the expectation to go?

[NotAMouse]

Smiral said
I'm supposed to go to a party this Friday, and I'm trying to figure out how to get out of it.#onepercent

Tell them you got the squirts.

[Smiral]

Halo said
Just... say you don't want to go? How did you end up under the expectation to go?

my friends are pushy

[Kill Bones]

Smiral said
my friends are pushy

so push them down some stairs problem solved

[Halo]

Smiral said
my friends are pushy

Smiral, you're a strong, independent black woman. Stand up fo' yourself, gurl.
Just tell 'em you don't feel like going, maybe say you feel a bit ill as a viable excuse. Or go and just head home early.

[andromedene]

Smiral said
I'm supposed to go to a party this Friday, and I'm trying to figure out how to get out of it.#onepercent

Welcome to my life.

[Dervish]

I play beer pong with non-mixed rum from time to time. It encourages me not to lose. It may or may not have been a terrible idea on a few occasions, but man, I fucking hate beer. >_>

Usually, most of my parties involved a bonfire and card games. Once, we did a murder mystery, which was kind of fun, but I wouldn't want to be a cop again. You're too busy trying to solve the case than getting shitfaced with your friends.

Although, I did shoot the murderer from blank range with a paintball pistol without paint. This suddenly became a hilarious party trick as people were chasing around their freshly-wet buddies getting out of the pool with a cold blast of Co2. That was pretty hilarious, and by far nowhere near the most irresponsible thing we've done. That would be the 12 foot beach bonfire.

[Queen Raidne]

I never enjoyed getting drunk. Or buzzed, or whatever you might call it.

Which is a significant problem considering how much I like the taste of alcohol. I end up drinking like Sherlock. Carefully, scientifically, and with calculated amounts of water and food, so even if I do get regrettably drunk, no hangover for me!

[Dervish]

Queen Raidne said
I never enjoyed getting drunk. Or buzzed, or whatever you might call it.Which is a significant problem considering how much I like the taste of alcohol. I end up drinking like Sherlock. Carefully, scientifically, and with calculated amounts of water, and food, so even if I get regrettably drunk, no hangover for me!

Huh. Most people don't like the taste of alcohol, period. I don't like getting sloppy drunk either. Happy buzz and I'm good.

[Griever]

Taaj said
Yes, I have had shitty beer out of a red solo cup. And vodka, and rum, etc. However I prefer classier containers for my classy beverages. Like plastic champagne flutes and children's sippy cups.No, I have no played beer pongYes, I have thrown up macaroni and cheese in someone's backyard after drinking too much Four Loko.No, I have not seen anyone blatantly fucking in the bathrooms or in plain sight on the couch/counter/microwave. Yet.Yes, I have gone to Taco Bell drunk (while I didn't drive drunk, someone else did. Very poor decision in retrospect).Hooray America.

Four Lokos are the shit, in addition to providing good cans to smoke out of. I miss the old 4-Lokos, but there are still a few bodegas that sell the old ones, but they're probably past the expiration date.

[Cpt Toellner]

Griever said
Four Lokos are the shit, in addition to providing good cans to smoke out of. I miss the old 4-Lokos, but there are still a few bodegas that sell the old ones, but they're probably past the expiration date.

You would.

[Dervish]

One tequila, two tequila, th-

No thanks, I'm good.