Who Would Win?

[Little Bill]

Rules are simple: Answer the last post (and explain why you believe your choice is right) and offer a match-up of your own, OR contest someone else's answer and offer a new match-up. I'll start.



Smokey the Bear vs. Shrek the Ogre. Setting is a wrestling arena with no weapons or interference, fight is to the death.

[Vilageidiotx]

shrek, 'cause that bear is a puss'





Jesus Christ or Ricardo Montalban?

[ClocktowerEchos]

Jesus christ. Dat hair doe.



Superman or Shaquille o'Steel?

[Vilageidiotx]

Neither. The fight would continue in perpetuum.





The Beatles or The Huns?

[Little Bill]

The Huns might have conquered hundreds of thousands of miles of land, but John Lennon beat the shit out of all of his wives, so I gotta give it to the fab four. Seriously, look that shit up.

The Hulk vs. The Hulk's Weight in Bees

[Vilageidiotx]

the hulk. he gonna hurt the bees with his body.



Rastafarianism?

or



The Collected Writings of Virginia Woolf?

[Dinh AaronMk]

The Rastafarians cuz they be chill as fuck.

Frank Zappa...



Or Joshua Abraham Norton?

[Antarctic Termite]

Shit, man, you made me research two historical figures at once. I'ma go with Zappa, since his music seems ok.

Greyscale or pastel?

[ClocktowerEchos]

Greyscale since that sounds like the name of an old badass guy from a fantasy setting. Pastel sounds like Greyscale's bottom bitch.





Pepe vs Dat Boi

[Mateotis]

Pepe, the true OG. Whaddup now, unicycle frog?

Now that we're at memes...

Trollface vs. Lenny Face

[Vilageidiotx]

lenny is the more zesty meme



John Ball?

or



Foos Ball?

[ClocktowerEchos]

John Ball lookin' dope in dat hat of his.





Mr. Rogers or Steve Rogers?

[TupperWare Bowl]

Steve Rogers he is slightly less wholesome





Jimmy Neutron or Professor Farnsworth?

[Dinh AaronMk]

Farnsworth

Ainsley Harriot...


... or Carla Hall?