The Avatar Upstairs

[Gunther]

My neighbor knows I appreciate his music loud, but is still coincidentally too damn old.

[Metal Head]

My neighbor sits on his throne, remembering his glory days as a young adventurer.

[Gunther]

Although my days as a young adventurer are long past, I can still live vicariously through the stories of my neighbor.

[Metal Head]

Did i ever tell my neighbor the time i saved the world from a massive black hole that had dinosaurs with lasers and robotic giant monkeys?

[Gunther]

I wonder if my neighbor has ever saved the world from a massive black hole that had dinosaurs with lasers and robotic giant monkeys?

[Metal Head]

No, but i knew a guy who new a guy's uncle who knew a guy from back in the day.

Did i tell my neighbor, i once saved a bunch of old people from a nursing home fire, and then ate my weight at Godfather's Pizza.

[Raptra]

Eh, was probably the one who started that nursing home fire in the first place.

[Metal Head]

My neighbor finally made me laugh out loud

[Gunther]

I believe my neighbor should invest in a fire extinguisher.

[Metal Head]

My neighbor wants to play his sammy curr record backwards to
Elvis is Satan eat more donuts 👹🤘

[Gunther]

My neighbor needs to learn how to eat. Donuts = fat pills.

[Metal Head]

The jokes on my neighbor, i don't eat donuts, ice cream is my devilish temptation

[Kalleth]

My neighbour's devilish temptation sounds more like a delicious frozen dessert which I consume entirely too much of.

[Shu]

He seems like a really decent kind of guy but that never ending and sharply precise pen scratching is grating on my nerves. It was kind of a charm in itself but now I even hear it in my sleep…

Ah well, perhaps if I ask politely then surely…

[Metal Head]

Shut up! *pounds on ceiling with broomstick* some people are trying to play D&D

[Kalleth]

I wonder if he'll let me join the game? I've created a Mindflayer Paladin I think would be pretty entertaining...

[Metal Head]

Hmmmm....I wonder if I should have invited my upstairs neighbor

[Gunther]

Neighbor, "I draw my +1 dagger and poison coated off hand dagger, attempting to sneak around the Kobold who is not paying attention."

[Metal Head]

Too bad my neighbor rolled a 1 on his stealth *snap* the sound of a twig breaking under his foot has alerted the kobold, who signals his buddies..

[Kalleth]

Neighbour, my Gith Bard attempts to seduce the kobold...