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9 mos ago
Current You got your wish.
9 mos ago
"Betrayal is the only truth that sticks."~ Arthur Miller
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9 mos ago
"Well, I happen to be a wizard! A soothsayer! A prognosticator! I have the power to see into the future! Centuries into the future! I've even been there, lad."
9 mos ago
"He’s a fast one, I’ll give him that.” ~Alf
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9 mos ago
See ya next year , be safe and HAPPY NEW YEARS!
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Rest in Peace,Gary Gygax

I am always looking for RPs that involve D&D Fantasy, Horror, Westerns, Zombies,Martial Arts, Wargames, & Parodies.
Bio edit, I hate the visitor message section lol

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@Dark Cloud my apologies, but it's dead bro , don't worry bout it.
@HEAVY METAL ayo


What ? Here to say , I told you so ?
Go ahead, I don't care, I wished it would've worked and everyone came back, especially Gremlin and you.
But the spark died a long time ago, I was stupid to think I could revive it.
It was a radical quest to discover dark desires that would cause damage to one's soul! Body odor was stanky, but we soldiered on passed the sweaty goblins. Questionable puddles formed under our large muscles mass, yet the awesomeness radiating outward evaporated into fragrant pheromones. Aroused, and desperate for ass, we fornicated, however our hair caught fire easily. Panicked we pissed all over those. Unfortunately salmon Psykers attacked our flank. We were caught, cornered!

So in comes Master Baytur with Princess Diana of Kekistan Satrap, with large basket heads.

"Stop, right there criminal scum!” the Android Imperial pimp
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@Sherlocke hello and welcome
Chapter 2
At sunrise, Vandernman is indeed ready for the journey, having risen right before dawn, and hitching the horses to the wagon as well as loading it with his goods.
By the time the sun rose and spread it's light rays across the open l and, Vandernman sat atop his wagon, which was parked right outside the tavern.

Kristov's wife, Ariana stood at the door waiting for the party members, she had four sacks, one for each of them, and inside were baked goods, bread, pastries, and jerky. Along with two healing potions(3D8)each.
"My husband is truly sorry for what took place last night, these gifts are for you, may it bring you comfort on your journey."

Waiting for them outside were four of the finest horses in the land, "Damn if you four aren't the luckiest, some kid left these horses for ya." Vandernman said.
"Quinn , Connor Quinn was his name, said his apologies for last night, and that he & Hagan had an argument, so watch out for Hagan, he has it in for all of you." "Then he mentioned. I hope these four horses squares us off, they cone from the best stock."
Vandernman stared at the horses as if he was eyeing gold for the first time.
"Kid knows his horses alright let's get this show on the road, i ain't p saying you to gawk around."
It was a radical quest to discover dark desires that would cause damage to one's soul! Body odor was stanky, but we soldiered on passed the sweaty goblins. Questionable puddles formed under our large muscles mass, yet the awesomeness radiating outward evaporated into fragrant pheromones. Aroused, and desperate for ass, we fornicated, however our hair caught fire easily. Panicked we pissed all over those. Unfortunately salmon Psykers attacked our flank. We were caught, cornered!

So in comes Master Baytur with Princess Diana of Kekistan Satrap, with large basket heads.

"Stop, right there criminal scum!” the Android

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