You are this gnome. This room has been your home for ages- at least two hours. Which is two hours you've gone without causing any chaos or making lives that aren't yours worse. Oh, the horror.
As a gnome you lack any kind of morals, empathy, or anything, really, besides a complete and utter disdain for life.
Within this room is a book-case, and two windows, one of which you are facing, hence why it is offscreen. What do you do?