Unique character ideas.

[natsumehack]

I would really like to see what spam comes up with.

[Awson]

An immortal man who dies if he doesn't press his dick against one of the seven world wonders once a week, on rotation.

[natsumehack]

Awson said
An immortal man who dies if he doesn't press his dick against one of the seven world wonders once a week, on rotation.

A man who if he doesn't get covered with bees every 12 hours, gets giant bloated hives all over him?

[natsumehack]

REALLY nothing ELSE?

[Dervish]

An overweight, clumbsy elf with a cleft lip and a speech impediment has to embark on a quest to overcome his awkward nature to save his culture of Mary Sues from an over Zealous and apathic group of lumberjack dwarves who want to clear cut the forest to open up a chariot dealership on behalf of a capitalist group of goblins who wear snappy suits and drink the best whiskey in all the realm.

Also, humans are around but they're too busy being dicks to each other to be important in any capacity, let alone being the best cultural saviors of the world like they usually are. Their redeeming factor is they grow magnificent facial hair, which is countered by the fact nothing is politically accomplished because they keep filibustering anyone trying to accomplish anything. As such, their society is generations behind other sentient beings.

[natsumehack]

How about a drow who is not chaotic evil, and want to rebel against his own race.

[idlehands]

I like how the dwarves are over zealous and apathetic at the same time.

[natsumehack]

idlehands said
I like how the dwarves are over zealous and apathetic at the same time.

SO dwarf fortress dwarves?

[idlehands]

I don't know, I don't do fantasy much. But those two traits are contradictory.

[Cpt Toellner]

natsumehack said
How about a drow who is not chaotic evil, and want to rebel against his own race.

We had a Drow druid who was attempting to save his race from chaos.

[Jorick]

A well-educated, pacifist Orc who gives up his scholarly life in pursuit of his heart's one true desire: to become the best baker in the land, and to bake the most delicious muffins ever tasted by mortal tongue.

[Dervish]

idlehands said
I don't know, I don't do fantasy much. But those two traits are contradictory.

They're totally all for cutting down motherfucking trees, but they don't give a flying fuck about anything else, like the fact they're tearing down people's homes, what they're drinking, who their boss is, etc.

How about a Yeti that wants to compete in the Olympics but nobody knows he exists and those who do want to do an autopsy and other tests on him, so he needs to find a way to follow his dream while escaping the clutches of science?

[Dervish]

Jorick said
A well-educated, pacifist Orc who gives up his scholarly life in pursuit of his heart's one true desire: to become the best baker in the land, and to bake the most delicious muffins ever tasted by mortal tongue.

The Gourmet from Skyrim?

[Jorick]

Dervish said
The Gourmet from Skyrim?

Close, but very different details. The Gourmet was just a master chef guy, my dude has a background in higher education, pacifism, and a specific goal.

[mbl]

Jorick said
A well-educated, pacifist Orc who gives up his scholarly life in pursuit of his heart's one true desire: to become the best baker in the land, and to bake the most delicious muffins ever tasted by mortal tongue.

In one of Rilla's Allaria iterations I played a world-renowned minotaur baker whose ultimate goal was to make the finest pastry to have ever existed.

[Dervish]

Jorick said
Close, but very different details. The Gourmet was just a master chef guy, my dude has a background in higher education, pacifism, and a specific goal.

To be fair, I totally want magic orc muffins.

[idlehands]

Dervish said How about a Yeti that wants to compete in the Olympics but nobody knows he exists and those who do want to do an autopsy and other tests on him, so he needs to find a way to follow his dream while escaping the clutches of science?

A shave and heavy winter clothing?

[Dervish]

idlehands said
A shave and heavy winter clothing?

And so, Mickey Rourke was born.

[K-97]

Jackass Joe, cousin to the more famous Serious Sam and the greatest Live Action First Person Shooter in the Multiverse, possesses an Unbreakable Contract to kill every single version of Adolf Hitler in the Multiverse. Of course what he is too dim to realize is that every time he enters a new universe, he inadvertently creates another iteration of Adolf Hitler making his job take that much longer but one day he hopes to finally complete his task but until then he's content with simply practicing no scopes for the rest of eternity.

[Heisenberg]

A righteous, philosophical dark elf who's not compatible with the dark, eloquently barbaric society that he is born into. Dual wields two scimitars, has a magical pet cat and can also fight blind. In fact, he's so good at fighting while blind that he has a power orb he drops so that he can blind his enemies and fight them like that. On purpose.