[OOC] An Age of Empires [Low Fantasy - Advanced]

[ClocktowerEchos]

I created a map with "provinces" as a test. Its suppose to more clearly define the land and make claiming and conquering land less of a nightmare for @Sini

Test Map

[The Captain]

A wild map appears

I haven't forgotten anyone, right? :)

@Sini

Looks just fantastic to me. Thanks a bunch you guys.

[Terminal]

That province map actually looks like a Nightmare in and of itself.

I think the posters can be expected to clearly define the loss and gain of new territories.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Ehh, at least I tried.

[Sini]

Ehh, at least I tried.

@ClocktowerEchos

It's cool. Does it colour?

[ClocktowerEchos]

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It's cool. Does it colour?

@Sini

It should I think, if not, I can just color it myself with the political map

[Song Book]

A wild map appears

I haven't forgotten anyone, right? :)

@Sini

Yay at least I'm not touching anyone. That could unrest this period of stability.

[ClocktowerEchos]

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Yay at least I'm not touching anyone. That could unrest this period of stability.

@Song Book

Well... I hate to break it you, but you are actually people. :\
Jukku and Lastar have land borders with you, I have a sea border with you and Thaga may become your new neighbor soon

[Sini]

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Yay at least I'm not touching anyone. That could unrest this period of stability.

@Song Book

We're open to touching.

If you did not border anyone, what reason is there to interact? You just have to find people who are willing to stick their necks out with and for you if anyone wants to look up the skirts of your nation's women.

[ClocktowerEchos]

@Sini Question: What if the women of your nation do not wear dresses? And last time I check, its significantly harder to look up a kimono than a dress.

[Winston Smith]

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And people say dogs can bite the hand that feeds. At least they never literally stab you in the back.

Unless these men are completely crazy and actually ride around on top of the STINGER.

@Terminal

They're close to crazy but not THAT crazy!

[ClocktowerEchos]

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They're close to crazy but not THAT crazy!

@Winston Smith

They don't ride the stingers, that would be dangerous. They sit in the pincers :P

[Winston Smith]

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They don't ride the stingers, that would be dangerous. They sit in the pincers :P

@ClocktowerEchos

This guy gets it! It's the best seat to be in if you're in a pinch.

[Sini]

[Winston Smith]

@Sini

that's .... that's beautiful.... where is it from?

[ClocktowerEchos]

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that's .... that's beautiful.... where is it from?

@Winston Smith

Psst... It's your mother...

-Disappears into the shadows-

[Sini]

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that's .... that's beautiful.... where is it from?

@Winston Smith

Clash of the Titans.

[Winston Smith]

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Psst... It's your mother...

-Disappears into the shadows-

@ClocktowerEchos

You seem to know my mother very well...hmm..

-Chases Clock into the Darkness whilst mounted on a War Scorpion-

[ClocktowerEchos]

You've activated my trap card!

-pulls a rope and hundreds of Ryukyuan archers and repeating crossbowmen appear-

All of these men have armor piercing shot, parthian shot, flaming shot and vodka shots. Prepare to meat your doom! >:D

[Winston Smith]

You have repeating crossbows too? Gah! That's what I get for living next to a more advanced nation hmm better roll to see how I do

dice 1: to dodge armour piercing shot I roll a... 2 -consequences: My mount is shot through the heart and you're to blame...
dice 2: to dodge parthian shot I roll a ...6- The Ryukyuan men who not being mounted fail epicly at parthian tactics and end up firing thousands of arrows blindly whilst running in circles around me-hundreds of Ryukkyun archers die of friendly fire.
dice 3: Roll to dodge flaming arrows i roll a... 6- More misses by the Ryukyuans they quickly discover that there is not such thing as friendly fire when dealing with fire-arrows.
dice 4: To dodge Vodka shot I roll a....1 I am hit repeatedly by vodka shot after vodka shot. consequences: - 3 dexterity, -4 energy,-2 memory the next day. Also +9 dancing (subjective)