Anonymously confess your Spam crush.

[NotAMouse]

Just kidding, don't do it.

[Awson]

why

[aza]

I have a crush on

Lets say

MMmmmmm

I guess I'll have a crush on @Halo today

What a cutie patootie

[NotAMouse]

I guess I'll have a crush on @Halo today

What a cutie patootie

@Azarthes

Beware if you ever go on a walk with him, he randomly attracts vicious dogs that have a penchant for almost getting run down by busses.

[Kill Bones]

My crush is that every single one of my hopes and dreams were crushed when I realized this thread was a fucking fake

You monster

[soph]

My crush is that every single one of my hopes and dreams were crushed when I realized this thread was a fucking fake

You monster

@Kill Bones

ha ha

[BrobyDDark]

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ha ha

@LowKey123

Oh god

He's back.

[soph]

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Oh god

He's back.

@BrobyDDark

not really

[Dinh AaronMk]

imo Anon is pretty hot.

We should all crush on Anon.

[aza]

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Beware if you ever go on a walk with him, he randomly attracts vicious dogs that have a penchant for almost getting run down by busses.

@Taaj

Yeah but in my head space he is really long winded and stopping him in certain ways is super cute to me.

....

I actually imagined this

I sometimes really love my mind

[Smink]

Aeon.

[andromedene]

Nargle.

[KnightShade]

I love you all equally. Basically meaning KB. Because recycled jokes are just as romantic as all recycled gifts and prove all of the aforementioned true.

[idlehands]

Aza that is so adorable.

[NotAMouse]

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Yeah but in my head space he is really long winded and stopping him in certain ways is super cute to me.

....

I actually imagined this

I sometimes really love my mind

@Azarthes

Damn it I should have planned out ways to interrupt his longwindedness. It is kind of cute, tho.

[Halo]

EDIT:

Beware if you ever go on a walk with him, he randomly attracts vicious dogs that have a penchant for almost getting run down by busses.

@Taaj

hey hey hey that wasn't my fault ;-; I can't help it if a demonic dog stalked us.

[idlehands]

I vote Halo for new Spam boy toy.

[Smiral]

I'd fuck me

[KeysOfKayes]

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not really

@LowKey123

There are too many damn keys floating around. What are supposed to do when we finally find a lock? Share it?

[idlehands]

Smiral, your avatar is the best.