Today I went to a Walmart

[Dinh AaronMk]

And it actually wasn't totally shit for why I went there and it was cleaner than expected.

[Keyguyperson]

But are you sure it wasn't sheltering the Spec-Ops coming to take our guns?

[Foster]

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Neither post made much sense to me.

Did the OP expect fecal matter running down the walls and highschool-dropouts stocking the shelves?
-Walmart has learned that such things are bad for business. GED or better. Less shit gets "misplaced".

[Keyguyperson]

?

Neither post made much sense to me.

Did the OP expect fecal matter running down the walls and highschool-dropouts stocking the shelves?
-Walmart has learned that such things are bad for business. GED or better. Less shit gets "misplaced".

@Foster

I know a certain person who kept saying that Jade 15 was an attempt by the government to steal guns from civilians, and cited the Walmart plumbing issues as evidence. It's a sadly common conspiracy theory that said Walmarts were somehow involved in an evil master plan, I was making fun of said theory.

[Foster]

Oh, Jade 15 was the leasing of a Walmart as a shoot-house for the military operators during the exercise... nobody told you?

Oh right, "Plumbing issue", those MREs do bad things to toilets.

Think "turds the size of your head" and "plugged sewer mains".

[Awson]

@Dinh AaronMk

The main problem Walmart has is that it's usually filled with the worst people in your town and sometimes there's too many people in the checkout lanes.

Cleanliness isn't really an issue.

The biggest issue IMO is that their prices aren't actually that low anymore compared to other stores. People just keep going there because they got used to it.

[Dinh AaronMk]

@Awson

I only saw a bunch of overweight old people, and maybe two Harley Davidson aficionados doing their grocery shopping. But it was mid-day so I would hope the worst of the worse were "working". Or at the least cooking meth somewhere.

But I've been in some dingy Walmarts before. The one in the next town over is absolutely terrible. As with another somewhere up in the thumb or just before the Michigan thumb.

[Vilageidiotx]

You guys need to go there in the middle of the night.

Like, I usually try to avoid Wal-Mart because it is usually so shitty (for instance, half of all wal-marts smell like dirty diapers and I don't know why). However, when working the night shift, there isn't a lot of stores open at three in the morning, so if my headphones broke or I needed some shit for the next day and didn't want to wake up early, I had to go to Wal-Mart.

It's a beautiful experience at that time, when most of the customers are greasy old men in fat-carts who you figure must be shut-ins otherwise, and the employees almost invariably have meth-teeth. This is the Wal-Mart that serial murderers and professional pedophiles know, so it is quite a thing getting a peak at it.