[OOC] A New World of Gods Chapter 2, The Rise of new Civilizations

[Ace of flames01]

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugh!!! I hate waiting! XD naw jk jk take your time!

[OtomostheCrazy]

@Banana

Out of curiosity, why did he need Miriam?

[Gardevoiran]

@OtomostheCrazy
She was the original sin of gluttony I think, then Alec happened.
Glutton for fighting.

[Ace of flames01]

Rhona is having a major notice me senpai moment XD

While Landon is just like "TO SPACE!!!"

[Cuccoruler]

@rechonq so... Landon is going to mars? Cia is back on earth, figured he would have gone after her instead. Specifically due to his strange curse.

[Gardevoiran]

@Cuccoruler
Can I have permission to give a brief synopsis of each god so far? Like 5 words max for each one.

[Cuccoruler]

@Cuccoruler
Can I have permission to give a brief synopsis of each god so far? Like 5 words max for each one.

@Banana

I don't see why not.

[Gardevoiran]

@Cuccoruler
Yay! Here I go!
(Please don't take any offense this is meant for comedic value.)

Cia - Sterile yandere for Landon.
Alec - Egyptian Kirby thing.
Axis - Mettaton with skin.
Claire - "FUCK CIA AND THE WORLD"
Yuki - "Claire calm down."
Landon - *"Moonlight Sonata" plays in the background*
Shone-Lee - Shipping god of ships.
Rhona - Heart breaker! Dream maker! Uterus taker!
Leon - Slave for Rhona.
Xoxi - "XOXI OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE FOOL!"
Flemmings - Supreme Court failure.
Marie - Araichnaphilics Anonymous and resident Satan.
Tlevran - "That's a nice race you have there."
Miriam - "No fights? Boo."
Cythlla - Squids are friends, not food.
Reese - "I came here to fuck bitches."

[Ace of flames01]

@Banana reese- "my name's Tyron and I came her to fuck yo wife! LONG DICK STYLE."

I'm sorry not sorry for this XD

As for Rhona *plays "This girl is on fire"*

Landon- *plays " Mr.steal yo girl"/ "hello darkness my old friend"*

Marie- *plays " itsy bitsy spider"*

[Gardevoiran]

@Ace of flames01
I should be sorry for the next sentence. If Xoxi ever found out about Cia's uterus...

"Don't OVARY-act with what I'm about to say, Cia, but you kinda had this COMING to you."

[Ace of flames01]

@Banana DO IT. I WILL PAY CASH MONEY TO SEE THIS HAPPEN.

[Gardevoiran]

@Ace of flames01
"It was a DICK move of you to kill off the humans, even if it was justified and the duty was THRUSTED upon you like how it was."
"Xoxi I swear if you keep this up..."
"Aw COME on Cia. Now you don't have to worry about a TROJAN wall anym-"
Cia: youtube.com/watch?v=tPfAVeybdBU

[Ace of flames01]

@Banana

Alec- *plays "walk like an Egyptian"*

Axis- *plays " I'm to sexy for my shirt"*

Shone-Lee- * plays "it's raining men"*

[Gardevoiran]

@Ace of flames01
DAMMIT I'M OUT OF SEX PUNS!

[Ace of flames01]

@Banana just give me a few minutes and I'll have some more music puns XD

[Ace of flames01]

Cia- *plays "it's the end of the world as we know it"*

Xoxi-*plays " I'm your little butterfly "*

Cythlla-*plays jaws music*

Claire and yuki- *plays " right brain left brain"*

[Gardevoiran]

@Ace of flames01
Who's the left brain and whos the right brain though?

GOT ANOTHER PUN BUT THIS ONE IS THE WORST!
*Cia recieves an empty jar of Prego pasta sauce from Xoxi for her birthday.*
*the jar has a sticky note saying "You" on it.*

[Ace of flames01]

@Banana Yuki would be the right brain because she likes oreos and pussy XD

Claire would be the left brain because she is more aggressive xD

[Slendy]

So what I'm reading there's evil/good versions of everyone and everyone's alternate has taken the form of a member of their originals races! :D Sounds awesome as fuck!!!!

Numbah 2 Everyone stop what you're doing! v.v This many sex puns was LEGEND.....wait for it....DARY!

Numbah 3 :P u can go back to what you were doing my friend

[Gardevoiran]

@Cuccoruler
Is spirit-Xoxi good or evil?