[OOC] The World of Blood Compact

[Doc Doctor]

@The Roman07
Thsys what my mom said but I'm drunk right now. I'll get backnto typy tomorrow, butt mi key fave ghj

[Catchphrase]

If we start making creatures of shadows or other kinds of OP creatures, I call dibs on making Cthulu

[The Grey Dust]

If we start making creatures of shadows or other kinds of OP creatures, I call dibs on making Cthulu

@Catchphrase

You can have your Cthulhu.
For I shall be Hastur, the King Clad in Yellow.

[Kurai Assassin]

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You can have your Cthulhu.
For I shall be Hastur, the King Clad in Yellow.

@The Grey Dust

Creatures of shadows ay? i call dibs on the big man himself

The Big Man himself, the one and only, the most terrifying creature

ITS BROCK LESNAR

Flee, Run, Flee for your lives

[BurningCold]

@The Grey Dust Can I be the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[Kurai Assassin]

when you expect someone to get your joke but noone gets it

[BurningCold]

Alright guys here it is.

New App

Name: Flying Spaghetti Monster
Image:
Age: As old as time itself
Species: Flying Spaghetti Monster
Goals/Faction: To make every being a Pastafarian
Backstory: “Creation
See also: Omphalos hypothesis
The central creation myth is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe "after drinking heavily". According to these beliefs, the Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth. Furthermore, according to Pastafarianism, all evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test the faith of Pastafarians—parodying certain biblical literalists.[36] When scientific measurements such as radiocarbon dating are taken, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage".[7]
Afterlife
The Pastafarian conception of Heaven includes a beer volcano and a stripper (or sometimes prostitute) factory.[35] The Pastafarian Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.[37]
Pirates and global warming
According to Pastafarian beliefs, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians.[7] Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that the concept of pirates as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Instead, Pastafarians believe that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history". In addition, Pastafarians believe that ghost pirates are responsible for all of the mysteriously lost ships and planes of theBermuda Triangle. Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.[38]
The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation.[39] Henderson presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s".[7] A deliberately misleading graph accompanying the letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines, and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship toward their deity. In 2008, Henderson interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number of pirates and the lowest carbon emissions of any country".[40]” -Wikipedia

Powers/Skills: It can do anything
Equipment/Weapons: Whatever it wants
Themesong: youtube.com/watch?v=4-6kDtJjLmA

[Wraithblade6]

@BurningCold Ha.

[Kurai Assassin]

waiting what feels like an age to see whether or not one of the rational characters diffuses the situation

[Shoe Thief]

And back! Been... a crazy week. Scary one too. But things are okay now. Will need some time to catch up then I can see what I can do about a post.

[BurningCold]

@Wraithblade6 So it's accepted yeah?

[Wraithblade6]

@BurningCold I will gut you.

[BurningCold]

@Wraithblade6 Ah.. Got it.

EDIT: I assume that suspension of disbelief is enough to allow werewolves to have their clothes on after shifting back to human form, yes?

[Kurai Assassin]

@BurningCold

and thus began the long term friendship between wolfboy and Ashley

[The Grey Dust]

@Wraithblade6 Ah.. Got it.

EDIT: I assume that suspension of disbelief is enough to allow werewolves to have their clothes on after shifting back to human form, yes?

@BurningCold

Suddenly Nudity.

Also I shall post sometime after Rin/Roman's reaction.

[AtomicNut]

Yo guys, room for one more?

[Wraithblade6]

@AtomicNut Absolutely. Have a look over the OC intro and make a CS.

[AtomicNut]

@AtomicNut Absolutely. Have a look over the OC intro and make a CS.

@Wraithblade6

...which side needs more lovin'?

[BurningCold]

@AtomicNut We only have one werewolf.

[BurningCold]

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Suddenly Nudity.

@The Grey Dust

I'll take that as a "Yes, having to get a new change of clothes and/or strip down when transforming is absurd."