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3 yrs ago
Current Potato
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7 yrs ago
Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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8 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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8 yrs ago
What IS on my mind?
8 yrs ago
So I just watched the film "What happened to Monday?". To be honest I felt like the film really wanted me to hate it, but in the end I couldn't bring myself to give it less than 8 points on IMDB.
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Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat


THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:

Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.

I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you


THE DREAMER:

All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.

When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.


THE ARTIST:

Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.

THE LOVER OF STUFF:

Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:

  • Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
  • Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
  • Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.


WORDS OF WISDOM:

Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.

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@Icepick What can we make in terms of characters?
@Sophrus Answer is up. Now you'll have to decypher my criptic message and find out where the Mekhar went. Maybe it's a bit too vague, but I think it is enough for you to figure out the location of the stealth ship.
@Sophrus







Mekhar Space

The Mekhar ship silently observed the Gargan cruiser. For several days they've stayed in the same place, repeating the same message over and over again. They were an annoyance in this sector, something that only diverted ships from other sectors that defended against the barbaric hordes of the EOM. After quickly doing a background search on these "gargans", the Mekhar Illuminate found that the best course of action is to warn the EOM forces of the ship in this sector. It was just an empty sector, strategically unimportant, so even if the humans were to barge in it wouldn't really affect the Illuminate.

However, we didn't expect the flagship to arrive with a large task group. It seems like the humans expected something else in this sector, probably an ambush of some sorts. The first ship to arrive was a small light cruiser that started proing the sector as soon as it exited the warp bubble. In an instant the gargan cruiser lit up on their radar, and the EOMs encrypted data flow filled the Mekhar stealth cruiser's systems. And just as fast, the onboard computers started decrypting it and gave us the exact positions of the EOM ships. Bloody vandals, gangin up on a small diplomatic ship. Even if they were a rebellious species, it isn't right to attack a ship witout hostile intentions.

The first few shots bounced off the Gargan ship's armor, but more and more ships started to arrive and power up their weapon systems. Soon enough, the flagship of the humans arrived, the massive "Tarantula" that dwarfed the other ship in the fleet. Ever since it first appeared in the Mekhar sectors it has been a great contributor towards the EOM's victories. Rows and rows of guns mounted on the hull, multiple axial ralguns and a gigantic fusion lance that destroyed shield and armor alike. The black and orange camo truly resembled a large spider in space, and it was possible that their scanners would pick up the presence of the stealth ship.

Meanwhile, on the Mekhar stealth ship's bridge

"Divert energy from the guns to the optical jammers. Prepare the hypercoils for immediate departure. Turn off anything that produces excess heat! We are going in silent mode!" Commands like these and others were issued on the bridge of the small ship. It wasn't even a full fledged crusier, more like a destroyer, and with that came a smaller bridge and crew count. And stealth required a lot of things to go just right, so it was important that commands were issued in time, so the limited crew could act fast enough.

The captain turned to the comms officer beside him. "I need you to send a message via the lasers to the gargan cruiser. Make sure you aim for their receivers, I don't want the EOM goons to refracture our message." The officer nod, and powered up the laser comms on the ship. It was risky to use them in stealth, and if they used it right now, they would surely be shot down before they could escape. The giant body of the Tarantula inched closer by the second, and the Gargan cruiser was getting closer to it's doom.

23 seconds passed, and the navigator looked turned to the captain. A purple light lit up on the command screen, and indicated that the hypercoils charged up. The EOM fleet was right above them, still seemingly unoblivious of their presence. "Send the message now. We'll give the Gargans a chance. Jump immidiately after broadcast!"

A small pocket of space started to fade away, and it's shape soon resembled a mekhar ship. heat signatures rose through the roof, and every sensor in a 2 sector radius detected the sudden burst of heat that came from the stealth being disengaged. It sent a message towards the Gargan ship, and then it quickly warped the space around it, jumping away into a different sector before the EOm ships could fire a shot at it.

Meet us where the Triangulum origins, near the great abyss. We will be inspecting your actions from now on.









"Sir, it's a Gargan ship!" How is that possible? Who let them leave their sector? And what do they want from the Mekhar? Questions like this filled the mind of captain Inuius. But it didn't matter. They will be obliterated soon, and their doom will be a warning sign to the rebellious species of the Empire. Xeno scum who don't obey shouldn't be allowed to exist in the first place. Maybe when he finally ceases the last Mekhar world, he'll exterminate these "gargans" himself. For now, he opened an open channel to the gargan ship.

"Gargan diplomatic vessel! Your presence in this off-limits sector is the last mistake you'll make. By disobeying multiple Imperial orders, you are found guilty of high treason under article 3C-B12. Power down your engines and weapons, if you accept these charges, and you'll be spared from destruction in space. Comply and marines will take you aboard our ship where you'll have a proper trial. Fail to meet these demands and face extreme prejudice."

Yes, that should do it. this will bring him even more favor in the admiralty, and perhaps help the SDF uncover some dirty secrets about the Gargans. Scuttle their ship for intel about their plans, and resources to fuel the Imperial war engine.

But a sudden burst of energy from below the Tarantual distruped captain Inuius from his thoughts. "Sir, it appears a Mekhar stealth vessel was hiding in the sector! They jumped out of the sector immidiately!" All ships ceased to fire as the weapon systems were blinded by the energy burst. The Gargan vessel started to distance themselves from the rest of the fleet, and powered up their warp drives. There was nothing to be done. Without weapons, the xeno ship couldn't be stopped unless someone reammed him, but they were too far away. Maybe this won't be a great day for his reputation after all.

@dreamingflowers If not late, then I could still help
@DeadBeatWalking I don't know if I am really qualified for Advanced writing style, but I also don't think that I am "filthy casual". If you don't mind I want to linger around for some time until I decide if I want to commit to the RP or not.
@Wernher Too late for what?
More like, they will jump out next to you. These ships are top-sec, not some kinda shitty Militia ship that you're used to. But you'll see what I mean.

Tomirrow. You'll see tomorrow.
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lol, dont remember him.
I wanted to go say haaroo to the mekhar. that was the point.

... oh wait, was he the guy attacking the Mekhar before? I dont want to meet him, that would be no good. Although i have a feeling it will be.


You bet it is haha
The Imperial Military's top captain in the Mekhar sector.

I'll cook up something interesting for you to think about. And if you survive, you'll get a nice present.
@Sophrus Remember captain Inuius? Yeah, finally bringing back named characters.

The Mekhar will closely watch your actions now Gargan. Tread carefully and you may uncover the dark secrets of Humankind.
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