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    1. Absolis 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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9 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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Kokonoe




@Moonman

"Yeah... you'd have better luck with coffee"

Kokonoe would suddenly appear behind Jonathan Joestar. She had managed to get herself out before the planet exploded, which was a good thing. But what she came back to was horrendous. People milling about her lab like they owned the place, and doors blown off.

"You're gonna have to pay for the door. And I want a good one this time. Not something thats gonna be blown off the hinges just like that."

Kokonoe snatched the radio out of his hands and sat back on her terminal. Looking at the screen, only one persons vitals seemed to have gone off line. Dooms. A shame, he was a good subordinate. It was too destructive to retrieve his body. So sadly, he was gone.

"Oh, and while your at it, I'll take you up on that offer. Get me some more coffee. Or have Roy do it if he can."
@mattmanganon

Alright. I shall get a post up soon.
@mattmanganon

Ah, alright. If you want I can skip you. All that would be happening is me explaining the situation to darven unless you had done something. Though if you have something planned I can wait.
I might post something soon.
@thewizardguy it seems I am waiting on @mattmanganon
Hatsundere miku is not amused.

@Archmage MC

Yikes.
1 week, the running of the slime has happened.
Slime king




@Iatos@That1sungod@Tyki@Duthguy@AirBender@supertinyking@Major Ursa

Amongst the chaos of battle, a large slime watched from the sidelines. Somehow hidden out of sight, probably because he was off screen. The heroes seemed to be in trouble, but this was an impatient slime. And as such, to hurry things up, he would attack. The heroes would find themselves swept up in a wave of slimes. Even though they were slimes, the number would be an almost instant party wipe out.

With the heroes gone, the slime would wander out in front of the slimes that had done battle. These brave slimes were exactly what he was looking for. Of course, they would instantly recognize him as the king of slimes, the slime king!

"Brave slimes! You are just what I seek!"

The slime king would bellow out in slime language. In a slime accent so thick even the other slimes would have a difficult time understanding him. Though they would get the gist of what he said. He would Bob up and down, before two winged slimes would bring down a strange item, a block, with buttons labeled with letters and numbers and symbols.

"Recently, my friends! We have recovered the artifact 'quest generator'. With this, we slimes can become just as powerful as those evil heroes! Tell me, will you become my slime knights and fight for our rise to the top!"

The cliche heavy dialogue would be grating, but no doubt the allure of not having to deal with heroes anymore would be appealing. Though it was possible it wouldnt be.




Respawn area


The heroes would find themselves respawned in an inn. Over to the side, the innkeepers daughter would say something about them having been found by some mysterious force, and having been brought here. They would have a moment to catch their breath before the words "quest complete" would appear, and a new objective would show up. Talk to slym.
@Saint Girralo

Probably.

Unless shes threatening you with them, theres nothing bad about it, besides excruciating pain while she upgrades.

just dont die, or you end up like poor tager here, at the second half of the video
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