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I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit I did not hit her I did not! Oh, hi Mark!
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@Thantos
DARIUS!!!
DARIUS GORDOCK!!!

Dar'Tyrwin boomed in his follower's mind. "Darius. It is I, in living form, who stands before you!" The great archmage of the gods stood before Darius Gordock, one of two Archmages in the world. The Old Hawke, and also, Darius Gordock of course. "You have won my approval, Darius Gordock. I have within my power, the ability to grant a boon unto you that will elevate you above even the Old Hawke himself."

"Darius. . . come with me to your dreams". . . the god seemed to disappear, but Darius would be able to see where he vanished off too. Dartyrwin was bending time and space, and shaping matter in order to allow Darius into a magical sphere in the Heavens, where they could see the Sun, Moon and stars without Darius needing to ward himself with spells. The whispers of Dartyrwin beckoned Darius to follow.
@Rhymer

All the evil, dark gods are invited.

Chernabog for Russia.
Cthulhu for Portugal/Spain.
Satan for Hitler.

What about the good guys?
I just...I don't even-WW2 doesn't exist without WW1 and the crappy crappy crappy crappy way the Allies handled the end of the war. Not to mention there is no Russian Revolution without Vladimir Lenin getting shipped into Petrograd by Ludendorf to knock the Russians out of the war for good. If Hitler (or 'a' Hitler) had come along without a WW1 and the absolute horror that affected generations of politicians and generals, the 'atrocities' and the idea of appeasement would not have been a likely attitude taken.

Maybe an Alt-History where the Soviets are the ultimate bad guy (wait that's C&C) or some weird 'Mythic WW2" like Dinh suggested.


Eh, conceeded, what about Hitler + Cthulhu.
Um I'm assuming that if the map is of WWI then poland wasn't even a country and hitler is from austria and at the time of WWI austria-hungary was very powerful so why would he come into power in germany. Especially when they were lead by a "loved" Kaiser.


Alternate universe. . .

All religions, now or in the past: will face their own extinction.


"I'm afraid that our bloated, brain shriveling educational system is quite operational".
"Now prepare to face this fully armed and operational bullshit system".
In this version of World War II, World War II is actually World War I. Hitler has taken control over the Reich for Germany, transforming it into a fascist state in the years of our world's World War I. Germany has their historical World War 2 era technology, and there is no need for the Axis Powers. No one will ally with Adolph Hitler's Third Reich, as Hitler conquers Poland there is already a mass extermination taking place of the Jewish, Gypsy, Black colored, and all undesirables are being gassed, burned alive, shot, experimented on, etcetera.

The world's horrified reaction at Hitler's atrocities go ignored, even as the Communist revolution of Russia has executed the entire Romanov Dynasty. 1918, France has begun a futile war as it shrinks against Germany's ever encroaching offensive Blitzkrieg. Tanks, war planes which shouldn't be seen until at least 15-20 years from now are far superior to the outdated warfare techniques and lesser technology the rest of the world has to offer in response to the Third Reich's War Machine.

America has been pressured by the entire world to enter into the fray of battle with the UK and all European nations against the war machine. It's a race against the clock as Nazi Scientists begin to develop the atomb bomb.

FIfth edition, I beg of you.
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F) The Saurians attempt to continue and improve their food supply. They realize they can't appease Tak with fruits or vegetables, but they discover and have domesticated other food. Peanuts. But in order to avoid snubbing their new dinosaur dragon god, they took five men, and five women, and they were his new sacrifice.

Farmers did not have domesticated animals suitable for agricultural work so they began to rely on manual tools. These were well adapted to the hilly terrain of the some nearby areas and to the limited-area platforms on which they could farm. In the small area that the Saurians called home, there was enough room to harvest at least a couple of crops. Adding bananas, the Saurians also domesticated peanuts for consumption.

Saurians realized that the old folk among them, the weak and the young had trouble fending for themselves. Rather than risk aggitating themselves into forcing the children or others to work, they developed tools to make agriculture easier work.

Main manual tools used include:
Chaki taklla,[3] an artificial-powered foot plough that consists of a wooden pole with a curved sharp point, made of stone. Across the end of this pole ran another wooden crossbar, on which the farmer could put his foot to sink it into the earth and produce a furrow.[4] This tool is still would be used for plowing, sowing, and building.[5]
Rawk'ana,[3] a hoe with a thin sheet of wood of chachakuma, no higher than 40 cm. It was used to harvest tubers, to remove weeds and to sow small seeds.
Waqtana, a Quechua term for a "clod buster"[6]
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