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You're as joyless and Bella! Trust me, you WOLF regret it. It'll really SUCK. This will totally be Single Soccer Moms getting Wet over Jacob. (I have no idea how that was supposed to be a pun, I just wanna castrate this too 'cause I don't want to spam the OOC again.)

@Witch Cat

same same. no spam this time. with those references we're at like 5 or 6 twilight references oh no.

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Not so fast there, buddy. Or should I say, not so FAT there. Eh? Ehhhh? Eheheheheheheh

@Witch Cat

we need to chemically castrate this goddamn conversation so the twilight references don't grow out of hand.

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The Miche- What? No, uhh, what? Again. I was referencing a Family Guy episode where Chris got chemically castrated. That image is from the show.

@Witch Cat

i know lmao. it was a joke. because he is fat. and the michelin man is made of tires and looks fat. and atlas is neither fat nor made of tires. nor chemically castrated. but in his line of duty its always a danger

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^ The Chemically Castrated Atlas

@Witch Cat

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

atlas isnt the michelin man jfc

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Your puns are like a gay vampire, they sure do suck!
(Like Atlas)
::::::::::^^^^^))))))))))))))))))

@Witch Cat

he doesnt suck blood mind you, he mixes it into human foods. And for all you know Atlas has been chemically castrated for 20 years.

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I mean, like, Bella was kinda cool. The films were ok, I guess. ._.

@Witch Cat

:::^^^)))
twilight makes me twilightheaded due to lack of quality

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I guess the word "vampire" and "closeted homosexual" became so very similar after Twilight

@Witch Cat

twilight references in this thread:2

i really hate twilight and i don't think anyone here will disagree with me here on that

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I shall now forever read the word "vampire" as "closeted homosexual"

I also don't really make separate drafts. I just edit one draft after several re-reads to find flaws.

@Witch Cat

how do you miss such a glaring mistake lmao.
its like in mein kampf if hitler accidentally replaced every mention of jews with americans.

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

If you ever wanted to see Coal call Atlas a closeted homosexual

Coal could finally stop himself from hyperventilating and also ponder where he magically came from. He was gigantic, wearing the male equivalent to a burqa, and holding what looked like a needle from a bad sci-fi film, hard to miss, and yet Coal did. His first guess as to who this mystery man was, was that he was a closeted homosexual. Judging by what he’s wearing, Coal couldn’t have been that far off the mark.

”Hooligan?” Coal mentally gasped. Atlas was still looking as scatterbrained as ever, and Coal must’ve accidently wandered in his head, and witnessed a memory.
Lenya was talking about something, Coal didn’t really care, he was just called a hooligan! A part of him wanted to invade Atlas’ mind and force an embarrassing memory of his unto him, and another wanted to congratulate himself for accurately guessing what Atlas was as he swiftly bounded down the stairs again.
Swift, mysterious nature, afraid of being open. Definitely a closeted homosexual.

@Witch Cat

this is why i make rough drafts and final drafts. this exact reason. lmao

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omfg i swear i meant to change that to vampire. i got bored so i switched "vampire" with "closeted homosexual" for laughs but now i think its kinda funny and i want to leave it in but i dont know what to do oh god help

@Witch Cat

might want to change it lmao just for clarity. its pretty funny so just save the draft so others can see it if they want, like post it OOC w a hider