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Current Happy New Years
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6 yrs ago
You guys ever make a post, and then just hate it. That, that's the status
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6 yrs ago
@Alternate Sorry, that was me, just passing by
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"You, win? Impossible, I, Dio, shall be the only one winning this duel."
"We don't have to finish this duel you know." Dan said as he drew a card signaling the start of his turn. The bully from his younger years decided to have a rematch in the center of the cafeteria after 'buying a bunch of strong cards', but he had been loosing and the duel in total had taken about 15 minutes. Truthfully Dan was kinda hungry and wanted to finish his lunch, but at the same time he didn't want someone to be embarrassed so completely. "You have a chance to save some face, if you surrender before even more people arrive.."

"Shut the fu-" The bully had started to yell back but Dan quickly interrupted him with his own shouting.

"I'm sorry but I can't let you finish that!" The card he had just pulled was O-Oversoul, he could use this to bring back Elemental HERO Neos from the grave, but his opponent only had once face down and only 1900 life points left, Daniel could use Elemental HERO Neos Alius to finish him instead since he was already on the field. The face down could be a trap, so I'll use mst to trip it to make it safe for my monsters. "I'm not taking any chances with you, I activate Mystical Space Typhoon!" Daniel shouted as he placed the card down onto his generic duel disk. A giant storm of lighting and thunder swept over the holographic field destroying the trap card, it turned out to be mirror force. Good call Daniel. Daniel kept the O-Oversoul in his hand and continued his turn. "Elemental Hero Neos Alius, attack with solar flare finish!" The monster let out a loud grunting before flying over to his enemy and smashing a giant orb of light on him.

"Nnnoooo!" The former bully had lost all his life points, but with no extra damage.

"Hey look at Daniel's hand, he had O-Oversoul!"

"So?"

"So he coulda smashed Jason with even more damage by bringing back his stronger Neos!"

Various expressions of surprise and awe passed around the two spectators and those around them, eventually spreading through out the room. But Daniel quickly rushed back to his seat, lunch would be over in 5 minutes and he hadn't finished his chicken nuggets, he quickly scarfed them down, completely forgetting about the duel.

3 Hours later, after school ended Daniel returned home, his brother had been strangely sick for the last few weeks so Dan decided to skip his after school activities to tend to him.

"You always had the stronger body, if I g-"

But Dan was interrupted by his brother Diego. "Don't worry about it." Diego let loose a series of coughs before continuing. "Listen, I-I got an e-mail earlier last week about a tournament, I had already agreed to join it but..." Diego intentionally paused, but it seemed as though Dan hadn't noticed and continued for him.

"I'll go in your place, I'll fulfill your obligation for you!" Dan shouted, his concern was very obvious, after hearing this Diego smiled on the inside.

"Thank you, according to the time they should be here soon." And as if on cue the Doorbell rung. "Be safe, Daniel." Diego said after coughing again several times.

"I will." Daniel left after tucking in his brother and answered the door. In front of him was an older woman holding a folder in front of her, she was a little bit taller than him, but she showed him a polite smile as he answered.

"Hello, Is there a Diego Cooper in the house?"

"Yes, that's me."

The woman looked at a photo in her folder, becoming confused.

"I look older in photos."

The woman still looked as if she doubted him, but after a minute she closed her folder. "Alright come with me, I'm here to escort you." After she said that she led the way to a white suv, and Daniel followed in after her.

Back inside the house Diego stood up, completely ignoring the sheets, and began to apparently speak to himself. "Do you think they'll televise this?"
@Raddum
Well, like I said, I can cope; I have about 4 cards in the deck for effect destruction. (Not a lot, I know. But it works decently.)
So I'm not TOO bothered. It's just that it'll be a pain to get rid of xD
(Which I guess kind of makes sense for a guardian card)

(And of course our 2 hero players have their guardians as hero monsters, so what with the whole born to do this thing. But I'm not going to start that again.)


Well excuuuuse me princess.


Alright so I know I was just joking about the whole heads/tails thing, but I went and did it. I got 2/3 heads, which means Dan becomes a gentleman, or as best as I can do.
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I needed this is my life.

Now Kirby's cute little voice is ringing in my head. OH NO!


I got something even better for my favorite yugioh co-gm.


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I like @Raddum's idea of Japanese characters speaking with honorifics(-san, -sama, -chan, etc.) and Americans/English/Whatever speaking normally, so let's go with that.


I wasn't really being serious but I'm glad we got that out of the way anyways, they say poor communication can be your downfall.

@Alternax

Goddamn it your avatar bothers me.

It's like if Kirby absorbed Joseph... It's terrifying.


Heyy that's a good idea.


Oh wow. I just realised both HERO users didn't fully capitalize the HERO tag in their Guardian's name, but did for their effects.

This is incredibly funny to me.


N-NANI!!

*Cough* Well you pointed it out, I'm far too lazy to fix it, but thank you.
@Alternax

I play a lot of cowboy/redneck characters who constantly butcher shit. It's amazing.

Also, I cannot unsee him as Jonathan Joestar. If he isn't a complete gentleman I don't know what I'm going to do.



Alright when the time comes, heads=jesus 2nd coming/gentleman, and tails=strong armed redneck.
I'll coin flip on this when the first IC goes up, but I'm leaning on having my guy butcher every japanese name he says, and probably on purpose.


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Yup.

I'm mostly just here to talk about people's submitted shit, but you guys mostly do that before I get around to it anyways, so it doesn't really mean anything. It really doesn't mean shit because Garland has the final say regardless, so...

*shrug*


Listen man, I appreciate what you do.

Also while we're waiting let's establish some things. Since some of us have "foreign" characters, like mine, let's decide on a language. Are we all speaking japanese, english, yugioh?

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