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8 yrs ago
Current Ever had that moment were you've just lost a battle of wills with your dog and think to yourself, "maybe I should be the one sleeping on the floor"? I have. It's oddly liberating.
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9 yrs ago
My Lit Lecturer used Matt Fraction's Hawkeye run to display the effect of narratology in class today. It's the first thing he's spoken about all term that I've actually read.
9 yrs ago
How good is the Punisher in Netflix's Daredevil series? "Just some guys who are about to walk into a diner for the last time." That line is so manly it could make a toddler sprout a beard.
9 yrs ago
The Justice League trailer is giving me mixed emotions. On the one hand, I desperately want to get hyped. On the other, Snyder and co have burnt me too many times in the past. I'm a conflicted mess.
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9 yrs ago
What? The Lethal Weapon tv show isn't utter garbage at all, instead being an enjoyable watch. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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For all you know I'm handsome as hell. Let's keep it that way.

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I dunno, Sam. Wouldn't want to ruffle her feathers (If he turned into a giant were-cat she'd be in immense pain, and not in a kinky way). The experience may actually kill her (but the mission would be accomplished)... I actually want to use that as a plot point now.


Damn NR, you sure know how to entice a girl in.
Yep, Sandstorm was put in a coma by a crippling STD obtained during his 'activities' with Simone as a part of her plot against the Teen Titans.

EDIT: Because logic tells me he would be imprisoned, Simone shall now be called 'Jailbait'.


Eric is next on her 'hit-list'. . . Or should that be 'bang-list'?
<Snipped quote by GreenGrenade>

Sorry to hear that, but we all know RL takes priority and Sandstorm will be welcomed back whenever you have time. In the meantime we'll pretend he's laying low or something to that extent.


We'll say it was Simone's fault.
Wait. Hasn't it only been a day since the incident?


Fuck, has it? I'll edit stuff around then.
Blue Paladin IX


Rival Son's Great Western Valkyrie blares in the background, loud enough to deafen a small child, but Mal barely noticed it. He put it on to help him stay awake, though now it hardly registered with him. He couldn't even remember putting the album on, so intent was he on his work. This time it will work.

This time it has to work.

A bright emerald light blazes in the armory, making an almost alien landscape of the usually familiar room. The source of the light is a distinctive green stone sitting upon a tall plinth, several mechanical contraptions fixed upon it. Though none of the machines are making an outward show of doing anything productive the look of intense concentration upon Mal's face would key the casual observer into the fact that something quite beyond the norm is going on.

With his eyes still fixed on the stone the young Welshman flicked several switches next to his chair. An almost imperceptible beam of fine light fired from one of the machines directly into the center of the stone, which instantly began to vibrate, softly at first, but growing more energetic by the second. Mal paused to jot a quick scribble upon a data pad before tapping a series of numbers upon his keyboard. As he did that the stones vibrations became more and more severe, the object shaking violently upon it's plinth. Suddenly there was a thunderous crack, audible over even Mal's music, and the stone shattered into brightly colored dust.

With a wordless cry Mal picked up his pen and flung it at the plinth, before slamming his fists upon the workstation. Usually he held himself above such tantrum throwing, but seeing as he'd been awake for almost seventy two hours working on this project without break he felt he was allowed one small indiscretion. The quick surge of adrenaline helped wake him up a touch too, so that was nice. Not as nice as forty winks would have been, but it would have to do for now. He was too busy to sleep.

"Oh don't lose heart yet, you were very close that time. I'd almost be impressed, if I hadn't cracked the secrets to weaponising kryptonite a decade ago." Mal spun in his chair slowly, more than a little surprised to see the President of the United States of America standing behind him. Was he scheduled to be meeting Luthor today? He didn't think so, but who could keep track of things like that.

"I've done in three days what took you years Luthor. And I didn't have to break any laws to do it. One more attempt, and I'll have successfully integrated you're anti-kryptonian tech into my armour." Mal retorted, simultaneously turning his music down. Whatever Luthor had to say, he was willing to bet it was important.

"Debatable. After all, you did enter my country uninvited in what is, by your company's very own description, a war-machine. But that's not what I'm here about, or at least not directly. Tell me, why are you attempting to weaponise kryptonite?"

"You know why."

"Yes, but I'd like to hear you say it."

"The Titans." Mal responded with an almost inaudible sigh. "They need to be stopped." San Fransisco proved that. Half a city worth of corpses, a great many due to the Titan's. And Mal was there! He could have stopped them, saved all those people, if only he had known! If only he'd been smarter, if he could have seen through their deceptions! Sentinel had possessed the gall to berate him for killing the diseased people, all while he planned to massacre them in their droves!

When he had first heard of the body count being attributed to the Team Mal had laughed. Surely it was some kind of joke. The Teen Titan's were heroes. They wouldn't kill anybody, least of all normal people suffering a mystical sickness. But then had come the vid's, the reports, the eye witnesses, and Mal had been forced to accept the truth. When those first images of the Titan's Tower had been released, with the bodies piled high, Mal had vomited in his helmet. Vomited so much that after a while there was nothing in his stomach left to give, but he still heaved all the same. He just couldn't stop. He felt dirty, stained, aware in his core that knowingly or not he'd helped them kill all those innocents. Those bodies piled high in the footage? They were on him.

He'd promised himself then and there that no matter what it took, no matter the toll on his body or his mind, he'd take the Titan's in, and make them answer for their crimes. For the last three days he'd been modifying the Paladin, making it ready for the confrontation that was sure to come. Those killers would never come quietly.

He came back to with a jolt, Luthor eyeing him speculatively, like a prospective car buyer eyeing up a second hand motor, and just now realizing how much work was needed to make it road worthy. Mal had forgotten he was here. Lord, he needed to sleep. Instead he sat up straighter, meeting Lex's stare with his own.

"I'm glad to hear you say that," The President finally said. "As you have no doubt heard I have recently revealed a new vigilante registration act, as well as declaring that I intend to make the Titan's answer for their crimes." Mal hadn't heard these things. He'd had no time for tv, or the news, or the outside world at all, really. Or sleep. Lord he needed sleep.

"And you're telling me. . . why?"

"Why, isn't it obvious? We share a common goal. We should pool our resources. At this very moment my army is approaching the Titan's tower, with instructions to take all inhabitants alive for questioning. However if the Titan's run, as I believe they will, then I have a contingency in place. A team, if you will, of responsible operatives, sanctioned and overseen by the American government. They are to eventually replace the Titan's as San Francisco's newest protectors, though if the children do run then my new Team will be giving the mission of chasing them down and taking them in. If it does come to that then I would very much like for you to be a part of this team."

Was he hearing this right? Was Lex Luthor, arguably the most powerful man on the planet, asking for his help? And, even more bizarrely, it was making sense? That can't be right, can it? Luthor was a villain, or at least he was supposed to be. He was said to be Superman's greatest nemesis, the whispered perpetrator of a million crimes, both large and small. There's no way this could all be as above board as he made it sound. Then again, he was the President. Surely they wouldn't let him into office if there was any truth to all those rumors. He sounded so convincing, and the Titan's did need to be stopped.

Urgh, there was something Mal was missing here, some integral piece of this puzzle that he just couldn't get to grips with. If only he wasn't so tired, then he could figure it out.

"So," said Luthor, "What do you say, Paladin?"
Eighteen in Scotland.
<Snipped quote by Nightrunner>

Hardly, Canadians prefer what we brew to anyone else's. Especially the US's weak piss lol


Pfft, that's hardly unique to Canadians. Nobody likes the US piss-water.
@G3NJII It's going to be so weird having a member with a positive, assured outlook on this team.
See, that's where Bruce got the motif from. The bat thing is just his subconcious being like "Yeah.. It must have been from the bats, right?" When in reality, it was the caped figure looking over the murder with his ever so watchful eye.

Batman had to ensure Bruce would pick up the mantle.

This is some next level Batman Beyond shit going on here.


I'm a little surprised that never showed up as a story in 'Whatever happened to the Caped Crusader'
Batman traveled back through time to ruin poor Bruce's life?

I did not see that coming.


It's the plot to Batfleck's solo movie. He sticks some fins on a delorean, spray paints it black and calls it the Batmobile.
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