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6 yrs ago
Current Ever had that moment were you've just lost a battle of wills with your dog and think to yourself, "maybe I should be the one sleeping on the floor"? I have. It's oddly liberating.
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7 yrs ago
My Lit Lecturer used Matt Fraction's Hawkeye run to display the effect of narratology in class today. It's the first thing he's spoken about all term that I've actually read.
7 yrs ago
How good is the Punisher in Netflix's Daredevil series? "Just some guys who are about to walk into a diner for the last time." That line is so manly it could make a toddler sprout a beard.
7 yrs ago
The Justice League trailer is giving me mixed emotions. On the one hand, I desperately want to get hyped. On the other, Snyder and co have burnt me too many times in the past. I'm a conflicted mess.
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7 yrs ago
What? The Lethal Weapon tv show isn't utter garbage at all, instead being an enjoyable watch. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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For all you know I'm handsome as hell. Let's keep it that way.

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@Red Wizard - Would the Warden have armed and dressed us ready for a mission at this stage? Or would we still be kitted out as would be appropriate for inmates on a prison?
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Remember it's Necromancing not Neck-romancing. Two similar sounding things but very very different.


That sounds like the voice of experience.
This is like a DnD Evil campaign from Hell. We've got such an eclectic group here. I can only imagine who's going to end up butting heads against who.

And I'm all for it.

EDIT: Found a picture for Bors! Woot Woot!


I know, I initially envisioned Feras as a peacekeeeper of sorts, keeping the most volatile members of the group from killing each other and on mission. Now I think he's more likely just to hide in the back and hope no one notices him when the rest of the team start murdering each other.
@Red Wizard



I had a suspicion when I seen the IC, then reading your Character Sheet basically confirmed it. Yeah, BSC is one of my favourites too.
@Red Wizard Just wondering, have you ever read Joe Abercrombies First Law Trilogy?
@Red Wizard Thanks. I did have a look for a picture but nothing really fits what I have in mind unfortunately. I'll keep looking and if I find anything I'll add it in.


Sorry if this seems a bit sparse on detail. I usually like to give an outline of the character then see what coalesces during gameplay. If I need to add/edit anything please let me know.
Gentle



Gentle brayed in pain, skin burning, eyes watering. What kind of diseased sack of poison was this thing? His hands itched, eager, he felt, to grip a sword pommel. Slide back towards being the monster of his youth, that's all that would achieve, he told himself. He had to keep a grip on the person he was now, even if that person was like to end up troll-food in the next few minutes.

He stepped backwards, dodging snapping teeth, not so lucky when it came to sharp claws, feeling them peel through the skin of his chest. Felt the wound burn hot, probably infected, no time to worry about that, his feet were slipping from under him. He put a hand to the ground to steady himself, palm gripping on worn wood. His staff, the one the troll had knocked from his hand. It wasn't a sword, but it would do.

Surging back to his feet he thrusts the staff like a spear, aiming straight for the ugly fucks chest, snarled curses on his lips, heartfelt prayer in his mind. Apollokeos, he intones silently so only she can hear, Goddess of second chances, help me make this one count.

Help me bury this fucker.
Gentle



Attack, he thought as he watched the trolls charge, Minotaurs are built for attack. Charge and gore, it was why Minoas gave them big bloody horns. But he wasn't Minoas's first son anymore. He hadn't been for a long time. He was as much a follower of Apollokeos as he was a worshiper of the Horned-Father. Base born instinct warred with long hammered-in lessons of piety and pacifism, but in the end they reached a stalemate. Gentle might as well have stood there with his big thumb up his arse.

He stood, racked by indecision, as the two trolls tore across the hills towards them, gory flesh and grey fog sloughing from their bodies like drippings from a roast, though a damn sight less delicious smelling. As they closed and he got a better look at them he realised that they stood even taller than he did. Well that was fucking peachy. One of the monstrosities - two headed, so twice as ugly - made a beeline for the little Aasimir. Shame, Gentle hadn't gotten to know him very well, didn't seem like he'd get the chance now. That problem quickly receded to the back of his mind when he realised the second beast was aiming for him, and suddenly all his indecion melted from him like winter snow.

Nothing like actual bodily peril to put a theological crisis into perspective.

He threw up his staff to block the trolls razor-sharp claws, but hadn't readied himself for the sheer power of the creature and lost his weapon in the process. A lifetime lived in the center of bloody melee flooded back to him in less than a fly's heartbeat, his hands moving without him needing to tell them to. He attempted to clamp both of the trolls wrists to keep it from swinging anymore at him, then readied himself to headbutt it into the dirt. He was willing to bet that as hideous as this thing was, its skull wasn't as thick as a full-grown 'taurs.
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