You monster. You absolute, complete, and total monster.
Do you rest your tongue on the floor of your mouth or the roof of your mouth?
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.
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Do you rest your tongue on the floor of your mouth or the roof of your mouth?
I used to have one of these in a forum signature someplace far away. Good times, good times.
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I hope you're aware that it's not windy and snowy inside their homes.
Who cares about inside fires, small children and furniture are replaceable.
One for considerably more money than the other.
Or do house fires just never happen because it's too cold and windy and everything's covered in snow?
I'm more worried about my friends confusing 'then' and 'than', to be honest. I don't know how they do it. .-.
It's also illegal to smoke weed every daI WAS GOING TO MAKE A SASSY COMMENT BUT THIS HAPPENED HALFWAY FUCK
Fuck this rule. There is no corner of the internet that I refuse to fill with low quality content. There's a pun to be made here with the alternate meaning of 'refuse', but I ain't gonna make it.
Roger has a freshly dead cat and a newly returned ex-girlfriend. Kitty has a bottle of whiskey and a few candles at her cheater boyfriend's grave. Jeremy has a drunk girl in a skimpy dress in his passenger seat. Amanda is drunk and naked in her high school history teacher's bed.
I feel like these are all parts of a single story that devolves into a wacky love pentangle and I'm excited to be proven wrong.
Post's here. tl;dr Sidwell smells fire from below and tips over an old barrel conveniently still full of liquid to try and put it out. Pray that whatever was in the barrel wasn't particularly flammable.
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