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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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Bio

According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

Most Recent Posts

Imagine a God of Dental Hygiene that is worshipped by dentists everywhere. I'd worship that dude xD


Lives ain't cheap.


This is how I feel when I compare my worldbuilding with Termite's.


Says the lad who invented fucking dragons.

You put a lot of work into that character sheet, feel good about it.
So, yesterday I found out I have a possible right knee meniscus+ligaments injury. It's all thanks to High Impact Intense Training I did three years ago and because of it, I shouldn't practice martial arts or anything involving impact against the knee if I want to walk straight until I'm old.

It sucks, man, don't do Crossfit, HIIT or any crazy shit where you don't stretch for at least 20 mins before the exercise. I really loved martial arts too, dang!


Remove legs. Replace with metal rods. Never have an injury again.

Use rods to kick your trainer in the knees as revenge, then join a robot fighting ring.
A creation sheet!

Surprisingly, I feel like this one is not only readable but actually somewhat relevant. It's long-ish, but might be worthwhile if you're interested in cultural development of and around Urtelem, and the undead.

That rockman post is coming sometime.



ed: For everyone who isn't too interested in Urtelem! It's ok, I understand.

In Transfer 2 10 yrs ago Forum: Test Forum


Slough is also a glass of water, except with a frog in it.

Astarte got turned out by the bouncer for being underage.

Goliath is the bouncer.
<Snipped quote by poog the pig>

Vowzra is straight Jagermeister. You don't know what the hell its made of or what its even for. You just know you that don't like it.


Toun is a surprisingly expensive martini for someone without a date.
<Snipped quote by Cyclone>

So is Zeph a soft drink or not.


Zeph is champagne watered down with hard beer.

Ed: Ilunabar is a punch bowl with a rubber duck in it. Logos is straight vodka.

Jvan is a juice box cleverly refilled with wine.

Ed ed: Vestec is cocaine.
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