Antarctic Termite

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

Wouldn't it be awesome if, against all the odds, a normal human/hain/ogre/thing without any special powers or godly blessings rose to become supreme ruler of Galbar? That would be quite the story. And that would be the perfect leader - forged in hardship and struggle, fought the odds, grabbed Fate by the balls. Would be a gritty, shrewd kinda guy. Hardcore. Bit of a Philip. Not so much an Alexander (that's too Lif).

@Kho

I nominate Dabbles.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

You're not going to have any alien lifeforms gracing your world with their presence anytime soon. Doesn't matter anyway, we all know that Jvan is on track to take over the world galaxy.

@LokiLeo789

fixed that for you

The world is too small a goal for J-girl's tastes, though her 'taking over' has little to do with establishing a regime. More about filling up these barren worlds with lush(?), lively(?), habitable(???) and beautiful(!) ecosystems.

Change A Single Word

Arthritic knee

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

You could hire Danny Devito to voice Tira before she got the Sculptor zapped out of her. Digging through the trash and all.

@poog the pig

This is me in LARP mode.

Even if it were possible, I don't think Divinus should ever have a LARP meetup. Some roads you just don't wanna go down.

Ed: having said that i wonder if i can make an anthropomorphic Heartworm cosplay with a lab coat and some fake eyes hmmmmmm

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

I found a google chrome extension that reads whatever you highlight. Quite good for getting you to focus on reading a post completely in one session; you just highlight, it reads, you follow. Only issue is that it sounds like a female Steven Hawkings. Though I admit it gets soothing after a while.

@Kho

Speaking of, one of these days I'm going to try reading/voice-acting one of my posts, just to see what it's like.

Only question is which character I should try. The best candidate at the moment is Violet, thanks to the vaguely paranoid monologues, even if my voice feels too deep for them.

I considered Heartworm but I can't get the near-monotone vibe quite right. Doesn't sound ominous enough.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Antarctic Termite You know what? I'm going to leave the date between Majus and Tauga in your hands. I've done enough shipwrighting for this month.

@Muttonhawk

I'm not sure if it was a date, but...

A challenge was issued

"..."

"..."

"...So."

"Are you going to ask me a question?"

"...You ever killed a man?"

"I have destroyed numerous sapient entities, some of which may or may not have identified themselves as male."

"Huh. Ok."

"Why do you request this information."

"Fuck if I know."

"I do not understand the implications of this statement. In the event that you do indeed have this knowledge, what do you mean by ordering me to 'fuck'?"

"...How about you start with yourself?"

"I am not comfortable with this command. I will not execute it."

"Figures."

"What of them?"

"What?"

"Your speech is proving very difficult to comprehend, Jvanic mortal."

"No shit, teacup man."

"This sentence makes neither grammatical nor semantic sense."

"Neither does the head of whoever the fuck built you."

"I will not respond to this manner of address any further."

"..."

"..."

"...Our text colours are really fucking hard to tell apart, aren't they."

"What."

"Nothing."

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

*Mutual monotonous giggling*

@Muttonhawk

At the back of the bar, Toun scowls furiously into his (surprisingly expensive) martini while Jvan bangs her head on the table repeatedly mouthing 'whyyyyy'. Elsewhere, Tauga is teaching Majus how to play poker. Majus neglected to tell her to remove her mask before she began and now they're at the point where the tension between the two expressionless weirdos has driven off everyone who was planning to sit near them.

There's not even any money on the table.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

I'm already waaaaay too invested in Minus's development. Ugh.

*whispers* robots! with! feelings!

Someone should stick Minus and Heartworm on a date already

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

Update: The emus came knocking at my door. I gave them directions to the nearest Liquorland and now we're having a pool chair party on my front lawn with a twelve-pack of Corona.

Aussie custom.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

So

Guess who's enrolling at uni for a molecular biology degree

#teamJvan #youAREthehorrorsomeengineerbabe