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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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Hurricane gales screamed past the ophan cords, washing the great iron spheres with torrential rain as Tauga navigated the storm. Numbers clicked in her head as she felt her changeling body mark the miles on Galbar's web of magnetic field-lines.

She yanked at the ophanim to follow her lead, but even her sprawling tentacles were not enough to force them to bear. Slowly they drifted off course, perfectly yielding to every command that did not bring them to the eye of the storm. Finally she paused, miles high over the middle of the ocean, sensing the djinni as they whipped and chattered in swarms around her.

Her tentacles knotted hard over the cords. Even the ophanim would only withstand so much without marking a challenge.

"Heartworm!"

A presence in her skull.

"I need a new-" She struggled for words, not breath. The winds howled, but her mask could still air in the void itself. "-Mount. A pair of wings. Something that can kill Djinni," she appended, knowing that this storm would make landfall. "Something that can hunt."

Will take time. Can reconfigure the Opha-

"Do it now, you wormy fuck! I don't care!"

Done.

Tauga gazed into the storm. Soon, very soon, she would map the winds.
Grey conquered the sun and then the waves. Fierce winds lashed the ocean into a spitting mess of turbulence. Spray flew from the prow of Tauga's catamaran and ran in droplets from the eyes of the Blowfly mask.

Her hands clenched rope, heaving the sail high into the air with the strength in her arms alone. Firm in the buck of her ship, she worked knot, yard and spar, guiding through force of will a vessel meant for ten.

"Change tack! We'll circle Mimichti and pull up on Long Beach!"

Behind her head rose a cry of loyalty: 'BLOWFLY!'

As the catamaran raised a crest of foam, the line of boats following behind her came into hard determined focus. Men and women of all colour bent into the wind and drove their hulls into the water. Human, hain, goblin, troll, they wore trousers of black leather and bared chests lined with muscle.

It was a Tlaca fashion. Xerxes may have thrived on the islands, but their people were old, and their songs were powerful. What came from the city and what came from the sea were no longer so clearly apart.

Tauga rode her cat into the far surf and sprang into the water, submerged entirely only to force herself from the toppling force of the swell and onto the beach, dragging the huge boat behind her. The young men of Axotal followed her shortly onto the sand.

The wind cut across her words and she roared in defiance of it. "We'll take the route to Ihuian tomorrow! Tell the villages to ready eight days supply!"

A disparate mass of teenage fury called back. Tauga! Mason God! Blowfly!

And among it, a new call: MARQUISE!
Midnight. The moons echoed over a white-splashed sea.

A faint wooden scratching sound, even and repetitive, followed by a rustle in the palms. Tauga raised the pole on her palm, perfectly balanced and still beneath its weight.

Once a glass khopesh had rested in a sling over her shoulder. Now there hung on her belt a sheathed Alefprian gladius, wrought in bronze. The light of the Ophanim competed with the eyes of Vulamera far above her head.

A presence emerged among the palms. Tauga's tongues curled around it by reflex. For a while there was quiet.

She looked up. "So."

"You have returned."

"Felt like it was time."

Quiet. She went back to trimming her mast. Flakes of bark and wood fell from her obsidian knife.

"You're out of your shell."

"Yes."

The response drew her eye. There it coiled, barely the length of her forearm, a snake or fluke lined with bulbous blood eyes. Not 'correct'. Just 'yes'.

"Aren't you scared?"

"Your presence makes me safe."

She looked down, watching the ocean with her spare eyes. "Oh."

"Tell me where you came from."

Cocked head. "But you already know."

"It would benefit Tauga to recall her story," said Heartworm. "Start at Alefpria."

Her head dipped. She took out a pair of callipers and began to measure.

"When the Alefprians beat me, I blacked out. By the time I came to I was halfway to their city. I'd never heard of it before. I was in chains. I didn't care."

As she spoke, she heft the mast on her shoulder, an impossible burden, and carried it to the waves. A catamaran rested on the lagoon. "I learned that the Rotflies were dead. Sen, Dracces, Jinini, everyone. And the City was gone. Just a hole in the ground. I didn't think much about. Much. I just ate when they told me to. I said words when they talked to me. Sometimes, anyway. I'm dead. I don't know what they wanted."

"They put me on trial. There was no one to confess. No Énas to answer to. It was so quiet. Like a... I was a quiet beggar. They expected me to say something but I had nothing to say."

"After a while they decided I was broken. And, guess I am. They sent me to a gibbon monk who... She'd seen girls with fear dreams before. But she knew I was different. So, she arranged to let me go."
"I was in the city for a few months. Eventually the god-emperor found me. Their god-emperor.""He told me to go back. Said he had work for me. Said that my sins could be atoned, and he needed a loo- lieute- a right hand. To govern Amestris, and build a new City. While he went on conquest."

"He named me Marquise. That means, 'border lord'."

"So I spent the year... learning... The gibbon had sweetmeat..."
She shook her head, beak to the sand. Her memories weren't too clear. "And now here I am."

"Not Amestris."

Tauga shrugged. "If he wants me to rebuild Xerxes, I'll go to where Xerxes is."

They looked out together. The Metatic waters spread in all directions for thousands of miles.

There was a sound like a weight in the sand. "This."

Tauga picked up the maul. The Emaciator had disgorged it head-first, like a trick from a hat, though it was eight times Heartworm's length or more. It was the same weapon she remembered: an executioner's hammer, all haft and a small head, with a dull point on one end and a curved spike on the other. But it was more, too. A new weight suffused it, more suited to her obscene strength. The bronze gleam was only a tint, and a spike had been affixed to the killing end.

"You found it," she said.

"Adamantium carbide. Used in divine weaponry."

Faint nod. She spun the weapon, feeling its weight. A small mace had been flanged onto the butt end. Setting it to the sand, it was maybe twice her height, and taller than any man. She gripped the bludgeon cords whistling high above. It was an aerial weapon, not meant for close quarters. Hovering a few feet above the sand, she rocked it back and forth in her hand, then fit it to the clasp in her suit. Once more her silhouette was complete. Sword and hammer, polearm and sidearm.

Heartworm inspected the pile of canvas inside the catamaran. As Tauga swooped down to set her feet on the boat, it unzipped its teeth and stretched the fabric with black tongues, cutting it evenly into shape.

"Hey."

"Triangular sails. Efficiency."

Tauga watched it work. Together they attached it to the new mast. Heartworm perched on her shoulder as she did so. She regarded it coolly with her side-eyes.

"You and I are a team, Tauga."
A presence emerged among the palms. Tauga's tongues curled around it by reflex. For a while there was quiet.

She looked up. "So."

"You have returned."

"Felt like it was time."

Quiet. She went back to trimming her mast. Flakes of bark and wood fell from her obsidian knife.

"You're out of your shell."

"Yes."

The response drew her eye. There it coiled, barely the length of her forearm, a snake or fluke lined with bulbous blood eyes. Not 'correct'. Just 'yes'.

"Aren't you scared?"

"Your presence makes me safe."

She looked down, watching the ocean with her spare eyes. "Oh."

"Tell me where you came from."

Cocked head. "But you already know."

"It would benefit Tauga to recall her story," said Heartworm. "Start at Alefpria."

Her head dipped. She took out a pair of callipers and began to measure.

"When the Alefprians beat me, I blacked out. By the time I came to I was halfway to their city. I'd never heard of it before. I was in chains. I didn't care."

As she spoke, she heft the mast on her shoulder, an impossible burden, and carried it to the waves. A catamaran rested on the lagoon. "I learned that the Rotflies were dead. Sen, Dracces, Jinini, everyone. And the City was gone. Just a hole in the ground. I didn't think much about. Much. I just ate when they told me to. I said words when they talked to me. Sometimes, anyway. I'm dead. I don't know what they wanted."

"They put me on trial. There was no one to confess. No Énas to answer to. It was so quiet. Like a... I was a quiet beggar. They expected me to say something but I had nothing to say."

"After a while they decided I was broken. And, guess I am. They sent me to a gibbon monk who... She'd seen girls with fear dreams before. But she knew I was different. So, she arranged to let me go."

"I was in the city for a few months. Eventually the god-emperor found me. Their god-emperor."

"He told me to go back. Said he had work for me. Said that my sins could be atoned, and he needed a loo- lieute- a right hand. To govern Amestris, and build a new City. While he went on conquest."

"He named me Marquise. That means, 'border lord'."

"So I spent the year... learning... The gibbon had sweetmeat..."
She shook her head, beak to the sand. Her memories weren't too clear. "And now here I am."

"Not Amestris."

Tauga shrugged. "If he wants me to rebuild Xerxes, I'll go to where Xerxes is."

They looked out together. The Metatic waters spread in all directions for thousands of miles.

There was a sound like a weight in the sand. "This."

Tauga picked up the maul. The Emaciator had disgorged it head-first, like a trick from a hat, though it was eight times Heartworm's length or more. It was the same weapon she remembered: an executioner's hammer, all haft and a small head, with a dull point on one end and a curved spike on the other. But it was more, too. A new weight suffused it, more suited to her obscene strength. The bronze gleam was only a tint, and a spike had been affixed to the killing end.

"You found it," she said.

"Adamantium carbide. Used in divine weaponry."

Faint nod. She spun the weapon, feeling its weight. A small mace had been flanged onto the butt end. Setting it to the sand, it was maybe twice her height, and taller than any man. She gripped the bludgeon cords whistling high above. It was an aerial weapon, not meant for close quarters. Hovering a few feet above the sand, she rocked it back and forth in her hand, then fit it to the clasp in her suit. Once more her silhouette was complete. Sword and hammer, polearm and sidearm.

Heartworm inspected the pile of canvas inside the catamaran. As Tauga swooped down to set her feet on the boat, it unzipped its teeth and stretched the fabric with black tongues, cutting it evenly into shape.

"Hey."

"Triangular sails. Efficiency."

Tauga watched it work. Together they attached it to the new mast. Heartworm perched on her shoulder as she did so. She regarded it coolly with her side-eyes.

"You and I are a team, Tauga," it reminded gently.
@Tybalt Capulet Welcome to Hell.

I've only tried the NaNo project once, but the way I made it to the end is by setting a personal goal lower than the recommended 50k words. At 34k words, writing ~1100 a day, I could keep up a beautiful month-long progress chart and feel like I accomplished something without having technically beaten the challenge.

This time I'm aiming for the full 50k, but the confidence you'll gain from getting a set number of words down every day for a month is amazing no matter what your goal.
@Rtron, what's left of Xerxes on Galbar? A crater? Regular ground?


takes a deep puff on the procrastination durry

THERE BETTER BE A SICK ASS RUIN SOMEWHERE SOONER OR LATER.
Bermuda and Lateen Sail
Windward Sailing
Clinker Hulls
Rivets
Outrigger Canoes

Docks and harbours
Wrought Iron

Banking
Mercantilism
Trade company investing in production

Tobacco




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Midnight. The moons echoed off the shimmering sea.

A faint wooden scratching sound, even and repetitive, followed by a rustle in the palms. Tauga raised the pole on her palm, perfectly balanced and still beneath its weight.

Once a glass khopesh had rested in a sling over her shoulder. Now there hung on her belt a sheathed Alefprian gladius, wrought in bronze. The light of the Ophanim competed with the eyes of Vulamera far above her head.
My bet is that the first thing Keriss hears from Orphan when they reunite is "All glory to the People's Socialist Chiral Republic or Metera!" And then Gregorian marching chants ensue.



Post I started as an epilogue to the wake-up one and didn't touch again until now. Been pretty out-of-action lately.

TAUGA'S UP NEXT. HOPEFULLY.
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