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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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@Antarctic Termite But... but why did Pumps die?


Do you ever get that irresistible urge to be a dick to your own characters for no particular reason, especially those you kept innocent for no other reason than being a dick to them?

...No? Just me?

oh.

okay then.

I suspect Pumps died so that a Miami crime film-esque drug bender could be showcased in the RP.


...

listen
The metal-bender led Tauga high up the fore-side of the mountain, facing the wind. She wondered how humans and rovaick could handle being in such conditions. Wouldn't all that awful head-fuzz soak? It did, yes, and the skin people had to be a very specific shade of warm in order to live. Hence their tendency to sweat constantly, and reek because of it. Maybe that explained why goblins ate so much, too, their bodies being so skinny.

Really, Tauga thought, it was a wonder they didn't die of hypothermia every time it rained, although, of course, some did...

"Shut up, Heartworm," she said aloud, and the distant worm filed away the details of human endothermy for a later date. The Grotling noticed, but didn't show it. After all, he, too, bore a Vosh.

"So. This is what you wanted to show me?"

The Teknarotu nodded, kneeling down before the windswept edifice. She watched the hammer-chisel emblem bounce on the hilt of his mace as he moved. A different kind of Chipper.

"And it's a kind of bloomery."

"It may be used so," he said in Grotto. Tauga had taken to speaking the Alefprian tongue by habit, such that she was always understood, whether by Tlaca, or Amestrian, or Itzamatul, or Grotling. It saved time. "You have noticed the shape of the wind."

Tauga nodded. Her tendrils flowed through the array of ceramic tubes leading into the sheltered smelting-furnace, angled at the forwards flank of the mountain such that the wind deflected by its bulk would stream directly into the pipes, into the long trench. She had to lean against it, such was its force. "This will save the arms of the bellows-pumpers, when it's season." She crouched, looking down the holes.

"That is right," said the metal-bender, "but there is a higher purpose."

Tauga tilted her head at him, then looked back. "The temperature. You could melt iron in this furnace, no problem. Maybe cast it like brass." She looked up to the top of the construction, frowned with her hands. "There's something else, though. If you tried to bloom ore in this, then that would melt too. Nothing to stop it dripping right into the coke and turning into pig metal." He was testing her, she realised. She met his gaze. Her back eyes caught something else on the slope. "What are those pots for? With the sand."

The Grotling nodded. She was on to something. "Your people have learned to work the solid metal. That is good. But you must learn to manipulate iron in its liquid state. This learning was passed down to us by our goddess Tesnald, through the words of the Wrought People, whom you call the Monks of Jaan."

"...That sand will melt in the furnace. It doesn't mix with iron." Tauga folded her knuckles, one hand over the other, squatting before the tuyeres. "You could put the metal, sand and charcoal all in the same bowl, and the sand would keep the iron free of coke and slag. It would sink to the bottom." This method was known, with copper, but had never been attempted with iron before. "That's not all, is it?" Again the Grotling nodded.

"You hesitate, o Tauranga, to melt your iron, for you fear it will mix with the charge. That way lies brittleness. Yet you lament that what you produce is soft, like cheap bronze, and not as hard as our souls." He flourished his mace. Tauga nodded. It was a curt kind of nod; she did not like being reminded of her frustration.

"Both of these troubles are caused by the presence or lack of carbon. It is not so easy to add such stuff to the solid iron, or take it away. But once melted-"

"We can mix any iron." Tauga's gaze was locked on the long furnace, looking over the pipes and crucibles with new eyes. "You could add pig metal to iron in its melting pot. If they mix smoothly, the carbon will... thin out from one to the other. Make something new. I guess-" she blinked, put her hand to her face.

"Carbide. Carbide! That's what Tesnald's weapons are, that's what the death-hammer's made of. Damn right!" Heartworm gave her that clue, and now she'd finally figured it out. "It'll be harder than iron. But it should be less brittle than pig metal. That's perfect." If it could work with adamantium, it would work with iron.

Tauga stood up, called her ophanim. "There's five weeks left of the monsoon. How much metal and coke do you need to get started? How many smiths?"

"I already have what I need," said the Chipper. Grotlings had an odd kind of modesty that came from never admitting they needed help. "Steel yourself, o Tauranga. Your era of supremacy is coming."

"Damn fucking right it is. I want fifteen straightswords. By the end of the season." No longer fearing the wind, she ran her hands over every bit of the blast furnace, checking its slag channels, its covers, its every crack. "So long as we don't end up giving the metal a stupid fucking name this time."

The Teknarotu watched as the ophanim pierced the cloud cover like dawn. "Steel yourself," he repeated.

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who're the Knight Protectors? I was kidding about not knowing who Tira is, but I actually dunno who these guys are.


They turn up in like another eight pages. Have fun!
Just wondering, I'm still reading, but has anything happened up in the North since the Realta invasion? Anything to disturb Oradin-Thulemiz's scheming that is. Would Tira, being in the North atm, have reason to cross the Undead who are meant to be rampaging all over the north?


She might come upon them by chance on her way home, and she has every reason to fight them, though I'd rather she bonds with her piece of Sertz before that. Plotwise it would definitely give her a fantastic opportunity to sign up with the Knight Protectors.
@Vec y-you do realise that games like these have been commonplace on the Guild since forever, right? Divinus is my fourth.


A trigger in the Metatic ocean went off.

Majus was fast, but it was not quiet. Coming hazardously close to breaking the sound barrier on its way to the lower Ironhearts, it left a long tail of noise that carried far over the ocean surface, marking its passage with a contrail. A distant and forgotten stem of the Filter Cities shuddered near an atoll, a spit of sand that had once been a mountain, and Heartworm was alerted.

Its observation of Cornerstone, it thought, was fair enough exchange for the droningbird tailing Tauga.

Majus kept a straight course and Heartworm didn't have the equipment required to follow it quietly. It cut portals into certain locations on its projected route instead and listened for disturbance, setting Tauga on high alert. The hain made contact.

What is it?

Another mind. Automaton. Sighted in Xerxes. May be hostile. The memories flickered into Tauga's brain.

...If you poke that thing.

...

Whatever. Do your shit.

Heartworm made no reply and the connection thinned, was taken over by Tauga conversing with Sasha in the blood tunnels before it fizzled out. Majus continued its flight. The Emaciator watched.

One of two. Where is the counterpart?

Majus had appeared elsewhere, from time to time, in order to stand guard, or perhaps deliver information. Heartworm had never gotten close enough to find out. But the little one, the special operator, had proven elusive. As far as Heartworm could tell, it was never stationed at Cornerstone, nor had it engaged with the Realta to any serious extent. All that remained were a few aged traces of Tounic energy in the Citadel Dundee, and those told of nothing but stealth and subterfuge.

...Familiar.

Curiousity and fear. Together they make concern.

Majus veered off course as it found its target; Heartworm kicked into the appropriate warp and focused its long-range senses. It recognised its own handiwork. It was what rode on the gryphon's back that astonished it.

Majus shot past the trio airborne, nearly clipping a wing. A momentary spike of stimulants hit Heartworm's vehicle as it watched the moment pass.

This was well beyond its league.

The four disappeared into a settlement of heretics.

Heartworm instructed a handful of Bludgeons to re-enter and again alerted Tauga. Tauga instructed it to 'figure out if you're ready for a fight or not or just stay the fuck away, you dumb fucking worm'. Heartworm interpreted this as a call to non-interference. It waited several minutes.

There were collisions. Majus returned, carrying the limp body of its former ally, and shot into the sky. Heartworm considered contacting Toun for custody. It did not. Instead it waited. Hours passed.

It folded its limbs into its pod and hovered into the cavern. Ping. Ping.

No Majus.

No Minus.

Sleeping figures.

...Residue.

Quiet as the grave, without a single light blinking from behind its visor, Heartworm settled in a niche and kept watch. Three figures. Dwarf, gryphon, anomaly. Heartworm superimposed the anomaly's proportions onto the shell of dead porcelain, and made a hypothesis.

Dawn came.

The figures left.

It tasted the residue. Dwarf blood. Gryphon blood, too, but far less interesting. These genes corresponded to the diagrams in Lazarus's laboratory. The dwarf was a Legate.

It tasted the residue.

Ink.

...

They are headed to the Valley of Peace. Heartworm will-

Another telepathic alert, but not from Tauga.

...

Drones?

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Gadar-Yara-Vowzra is now in the 'present', so they can potentially meet. Obviously, her being the GodKiller would make things very awks. There's also the unexplored connection between Vowzra and Tira - he DID kinda send her the most dangerous object in the universe... did he do it on purpose? Does he even know who she is? Only Tira coming along and inadvertently killing him (again) will yield the answers!

(I'm still on page 17. Who is Tira. Shetshetshetshet).


I think I can safely quote Lifprasil for Tira's reaction:



In other news, bloody hell Tauga. Is it just me or does she have the faintest hint of 'SHE'S A FASCIST! SHE'S A FASCIST!'?


Yes.

That's exactly what she is.

Hail Tauga.

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@Kho Tira offered him some rice and nearly killed him.

Presumably.
@Kho@BBeast

I think the answer to both of these thoughts are, 'we weren't thinking too hard about it at the time' and 'something something negative intent something something Tira's will'.

On the plus side, it lulls y'all into a false sense of security so I can do something really terrifying when the Godkiller DOES come out.

also @Kho Tira and Gadar awkward meeting in New Chronos when
Then a bird dropped a present on her head and she rolled her eyes.


"Coor-oo-oor-oo," said Jonglebongle, leaving a feather and a gift on the Sweetheart's head.


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