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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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Ama would certainly find use for them.


She's actually in the Amestris area to start with, so she could end up involved with Jericho or the lot. She'll probably move on eventually, though. Mercenaries are notoriously unreliable after all.

Hmm, I was thinking of working the guy into Yorum, but might be a bit difficult unless entertainment to an ex-hordeboi can be achieved with music.

Unless this mercenary would like to join in with Ch'eater down in the south. That'll be much more brutal. But that means they won't be featured for a while.

Ehhh, I'll leave it open for someone else to take. For now.


She'll be happy if she gets to beat the shit out of some raiders every once in a while.

The downside is, now that I'm actually thinking about her, she's spontaneously developed not only a personality but also motives. She'll accept cash, and some very specific other favours.

My headcanon is that they all follow Tauga's YouTube channel, forming a toxic adolescent fanbase known as the Taugang. Tauganactsa is just the Grotling language equivalent of the Taugang portmanteau.


...what exactly would Tauga even put on a youtube channel?

*lens flare intro*
*Microsoft Powerpoint transition*
*three second long blank stare at screen*
*looks at script*
*monotone*
"so uh hey guys and welcome to my minecraft let's play channel"
*twenty-five minutes of boring gameplay that's 60% awkward silence and 40% limp self-narration*
"guess that's all we have time for thanks for watching guys don't forget to like and subscribe"
This has me thinking. A mortal wanting a quick kid could just stand at the gate and push his newly pregnant wife in. She comes out a second later with a kid. They can go for funtimes right there and then, push her in. Voila, two babies an hour apart, you've got a family.

Imagine that, you could make a whole army...

But yeah, don't think the Victors will take kindly to mortals screwing at the Gate >.>


Forget Victors, the marriage that survives this could conquer the world unaided.
@Muttonhawk Entertainment. They're ex-Horde.

This reminds me about a Grotling joke I wanted to make, actually. What does the 'nact' part of 'Tauganactsa' mean, exactly? Tauga's... Angels? Bitches? Lawyers?

This will never be explained.
...actually, would anyone like a sentient White Giant mercenary on their side? Preferably a Vestec-worshipping one with Holy magic and a turbocharge? Call now.

ed: and flame decals.
Reaper's Scythe (Soul-rending weapon) - Helvana

Death's touch (Poisoned gemstone) - UNKNOWN

Death's Crown (Necromancy skull) - Thulemiz

Death's Skull (Divine knowledge earring) - Grekogork

Death's Sight (HUD blindfold) - Lambda

Death's Hand (Harbinger's tarot deck) - Jericho

Death's Song (Perish Song flute) - Zotash'e, will be ditching it shortly probably, I think the Bard has a claim to it so it might go there

Reaper's Lantern (Soul-fueled magic) - a Loki character?

Death's Shroud (Invisibility cloak) - UNKNOWN


@everyone, I tried to make a more up-to-date list of which characters have what shards of Reathos. It's not conclusive, though, so if you have a claim not listed here, conflicting or otherwise, please let me know.

or Lambda will beat the heck out of you

which she'll be doing anyway to any unworthy fuckers on this list.

(Nevermind that this is continuing the trend of short, smashed-out posts from players recently)


just @me next time why don't you

Thanks for reminding me of that mechanic, by the way. Now, which of my characters need Ancient Plot Shit to give them a mount...
I rolled a -1/12 sided dice for Phi's smugness and it came up to infinity. Who knew.
@Kho During the blood rain? They'd be quite surprised to see him surviving.

Other than that, you can probably use your imagination. The Rotflies are a sly and watchful bunch, but 'synth wasn't rare in the last Tauga days, and there were only a few hundred of them left. They might have mistaken a Victor for one of Amartia's Prideful Victors and paid little heed if he was discrete.
@Kho Tauga wasn't, but the Rotflies were. And, yes, almost certainly.
and those twigs. oh gods, the twigs. they're everywhere.


That was me, sorry. You should lock your back door.
It's confirmed. THESE CHARACTERS ARE ALIVE. THEY POSSESS US WHEN WE WRITE THEM. WE WRITE THROUGH NO WILL OF OUR OWN.


Yeah, it's Stephen King syndrome. Jvan's been leaving graffiti in my basement for weeks.
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