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I wasn't here. Did something bad happen?
A lot of people went missing. Apparently, two imbeciles took a roaming concert to this place. Their story is they were attacked.
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I wasn't here. Did something bad happen?
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*Whips out a notepad and starts scribbling*
If I had to bet my life on it, given the trajectory, the ruble, wind conditions...
*Holds the eraser of the pencil against my cheek*
I'd say something broke.
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Well you know what they say, "with bones that squish, no pain that's dished!" Or something like that.
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I'm okay! I've got squishy bones, so don't even worry yourself one little bit.
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Hehe.
*Brushes some dirt from my hair*
Surprise...
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*Nods and runs in that direction*
Lucaaaaaa—
*Trips and faceplants*
...
*Stands up, brushes myself off, and walks with an assertive stride*
Ahem.
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*Inhales a huge gasp of air and exhales it all in one go*
I thought you were going to shoot me! Your type look all so official and this has to be some kind of restricted airspace. There's clearly too much traffic in the area for unregulated aerial travel.
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*Wipes a bead of sweat from my forehead and curves into a clean landing, and the transparent dome of the ship slides up and back beneath the rest*
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*Flies down in a personal space craft, not much larger than a pod*