Armed Forces

Myriad Reality

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I didn't realize this place had been gone for like a whole million years, wow!

@Webmaster

How often do you folks use this place to its fullest extent?
*A couple of lights start to flutter on from around the room, illuminating the greater number of them that don't, and dimly light this room enough to reveal it is bowling alley, which is also just as dusty and unclean as the rooms prior*

Myriad Reality

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Nope, just paper mach—aaaaaaaand that's creepy.

@Webmaster

*Steps into the room, and the lights above show their age and lack of maintenance by beginning to buzz as though the are whirring to life, but don't power on*

Myriad Reality

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Yes absolutely! I love parades. This one time, I built a float for a new year parade and when I got halfway through, one of the other floats caught fire and nearly burned the entire thing down! Lucky, I always carry a fire extinguisher with me everywhere I go. But the best part? The float that caught fire was an underwater scene.

@Webmaster

With actual water?
*Stops at a larger set of double doors and pushes one open, revealing a space that is pitch black within, the light not creeping to far from the door*

Myriad Reality

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Are you informing something fun?

@Webmaster

*Thinks for a moment as we walk*
Sometimes I gather info on prospective locations to hold official events like parades. Does that count?

Myriad Reality

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I never do anything important. Not unless ratings start to drop.
*Closes the door in a small coughing fit*
What about you?

@Webmaster

Depends on who you ask. Most of the time, I'm just gathering information.

Myriad Reality

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*Cracks open and peers through a door, which leads to an electrical closet*
I'm really holding out for it then.

@Webmaster

*Walks past you while you look into the dusty room*
Were you doing anything important before I showed up.

Myriad Reality

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*Sighs*
I knew better than to leave without my handy dandy cowgirl hat. How do I even get out of bed without basic necessities?
*Eeks along the walls, shifting my eyes up and looking for security cameras*
Let me know if you find one. Could be the difference between life and death.

@Webmaster

*The base seems devoid of cameras on our current path*
Knowing you lot, and especially the people who own this place, I wouldn't be surprised to find many around here.

Myriad Reality

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*Ogles at the gun*
Woooooow... Say, you don't happen to have a spare cowboy hat, do you?

@Webmaster

*Looks at you and raises an eyebrow*
Spare? Let me know when you find one at all.

Myriad Reality

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I've never seen anybody go poking around, so probably not if we stick to the normal spots. But hey, with all this disaster stuff around, all bets are off I say.

@Webmaster

I'm going to say it's better to be safe than sorry, then, and be careful here.
*Unholsters a sleek, bulky silver handgun and checks the chamber at the door*

Myriad Reality

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I'm not seeing anyone. I have a feeling nobody's been here since whatever this thing is happened. Because, I mean just look at the place! It's a dump.

@Webmaster

You said it, not me.
*Steps toward the door once we get close*
Do you know about any automated defenses, or security of other kinds to look out for?