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*follows behind*

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Ghosts huh? Can’t say I’ve dealt with those.


Not common. But not fun, assuming that’s actually what this is.
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It probably wouldn't huuuuurt. Plus, if she comes back to haunt us, I can just flip this baby in the reverse—
*Blows off the barrel of the handvac*
Direction.


No more accidents with that thing, yeah?
*Aims the light and gun down the hall, and starts walking*
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I don't know! I locked her in the room and blasted her with the Ghostprise-O-Matic 3000. She's still in there for all I know!
*Cringes*
You know now that I think about it, she might be dead. Just maybe. Slim chance.


Good work, if so. Based on what you saw, you think it's a good idea to go back and check?
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Some archer lady shot me! It was, like, the weirdest coincidence.
*Pauses and looks at my hands, turning over one palm, and then the other*
And it really truly wasn't me! She wasn't one of mine!


*Shines the light over your shoulder and farther down the hall*
And she left?
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*Puts my hand on either side of my head*
Oh come on! You mean to tell me I was that un-stealthy!?


*Walks toward you from the far end of the hall, flashlight in one hand and my handgun in the other*
You stick out like a sore thumb. What's wrong?
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*Tucks the bulb under my shirt and stays close to the wall while running*
Come on Surprise!, you can think of something... Wait. shut up Surprise!, they'll find you!


*Shines my light down the hall in your direction once I'm on the same level as you*
Surprise!?
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*Stashes the vacuum away and dashes down the hall toward Lucas while spamming the panic button*
If there was ever a time to PANIC!


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You’re right! I have dark vision! You have been keeping track!
*picks it up and while holding it up walks over to you*


*Looks down at my wrist*
Surprise! is in trouble.
*Turns and barrels out the door with my shoulder and runs back toward the stairs*
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You’re right! I have dark vision! You have been keeping track!
*picks it up and while holding it up walks over to you*


That, and also magic spells that glow, apparently. That part was new to me.
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*grabs it*


*With your hand completely around it, the helix constricts to a much more narrow, straighter shape, but otherwise it remains perfectly stable in your grasp*
Not that you'd specifically have issues with darkness, but I'd hold onto that if for no other reason than for light.
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I thought it was a weird lamp. I’m not the best with technology.


Oh, the thing you're looking at? I have no idea what it is. These things are holographic projectors, though.
*Walks away from the side of the table I'm on and approaches you*
Hard to say if it's anything more than ornamental. It's not something I recognize.
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