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TwilightDragon2 said
Okay, Philli! XDIf the Prince even calls her a royal concubine she'll feed him to Caius.

Would 'honey' be an okay substitute?

phillmyster said
WOAH WOAH WOAH, my golden jewels are not something i offer up to my king, with that on the table i'll become a shepherd in no time

/places cigar cutter on table

Are you aware of the punishment for treason? ;p

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Hey man, being a royal concubine ain't a bad gig. Free healthcare!

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Oi, those are royal jewels. You'll have to take Philliips as collateral.

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TwilightDragon2 said
Exactly. XDShe's also EXTREMELY LOUD. For everything. XD

I don't think they should be allowed to have children. Eccentric, loud leg humpers with a thing for dancing on wyvernback.

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TwilightDragon2 said
Lumara's a... well, drinking and sleeping around are her hobbies. XDPhil, I was imaging the main road. XP

A woman of the night? :p

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TwilightDragon2 said
Oh. That'll be easy. XDPosting now.

"... So, I don't need to chase your skirt for the entirety of our journey to bed you?"
"Nope."
"... I feel empty."

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Laiuus shall work on getting inside Lumara's tankard, if you catch my drift. ;3

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

That vein in Nef's forehead is gonna be in its prime after he reads this.

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They would call it love~

Don't think it would work for girls, though. Can't really trace. You'd just have a crusty piece of paper.

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TwilightDragon2 said
Of course they do!She is currently residing drunk in a ditch in Plegia.Are you waiting for me to post?

I prefer the pigeons. Could you imagine dick pics?

"What did he draw me... Is that an elephant with a really long tru- Ew! Ewewewewew!"