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3 yrs ago
Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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3 yrs ago
me the poopy you the pants.
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4 yrs ago
i relate.
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Abstinence seems to be in dire need among the remaining Shepards. Well played.
TwilightDragon2 said
Silly Laius. Lumara will enjoy roasting it over a nice fire and spicing it with the most delicious of herbs.Then feed it to the rest of the Shepherds and just laugh when they ask what it is.I can see Leon and Lumara being very... rambunctious together.


I don't think the phrase 'eat a dick' literally means that. Although, if you insist him feeding it to her, he's more than happy to oblige in different ways. ;3
Shadowgift. Worked it out with Dragon before I made him. :p
TwilightDragon2 said
GRIMA DOESN'T HAVE A DICKIMAGINE ONE THAT BIG


Well, if you REALLY insist on seeing one.

Laius will be in room 3. ;3
Implying even Grima wouldn't present it's rear to Laius.

Preposterous.
To strike such a blow to mankind? Truly, you must be a villain even Darrian would be envious of. To silence such a golden voice is a crime to all men and women, one heinous enough to warrant divine intervention.
Worry not, it's quite common for lesser men to be jealous of him. :p
It's not the character you need to worry about. ;3
Laius will have to confront this leader. His ego makes these decisions for him. I'll give the others time to post though before they start exchanging fire balls.
My, my. It seems egos might be forming.

Oh, how I will crush thee.
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