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3 yrs ago
Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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3 yrs ago
me the poopy you the pants.
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4 yrs ago
i relate.
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Sixsmith said
Also, you guys apparently really don't care that a creepy as fuck feline Faunus is practically staring you all down like a rapist stalker.


Implying you can rape the rapists king.

Go. Go now, and shame walk.

Nekomancer said
ALL HAIL LORD SQUEEEEERAAAH!


Lucius Cypher said
Ah, I Hetza. Good choice.The parasites demand more than blood. They demand sexual gratification. All of you will suffice.


I don't think that's how being a faunus works.
Lucius Cypher said
If you want my parasites, you need not but ask. Frankly, there's only so much I can deal with, I just toss them any which way.


I sacrifice Arara! May her blue blood soothe the serpents.
pyroman said
I am too, and right now I can't decide on a semblance... Enhanced reflexes and senses, or impossible speed like ruby....?Or why not both if our GM will allow it!??


Fool! Nobody likes a Ruby.

Only Weiss is acceptable.
Sixsmith said
Then you have no idea what the means for us. D:We are even more doomed than I had last interpreted!!


Shh. have some cute.



Le mew.
Sixsmith said
Elephant diarrhea > Hippo diarrhea > Tiger diarrheaHowever, when discussing animals in general, I think the deadliest animal is the brain parasite inside Lucius's mind waiting to feast upon all of our brains to make us relive Lucius's greatest fears, which are no doubt infinitesimally greater than all of the world's population's fears combined a thousand times over. It is larger than this universe can ever expand.All we can do is sit here and wait for the world to end while discussing inappropriate animu things and stuff about what animal is the greatest (white Bengal tiger kitties).


Fool! He has not a parasite... He is the parasite!

BWAAAAAM.
Tigers can kill people who ride on elephants to avoid tigers.

LET'S SEE A HIPPO TACKLE YOU OFF AN ELEPHANT WITHOUT TOUCHING THE ELEPHANT!
Pengcas are half bird. Nice try.
Not gonna lie, Tigers are probably the scariest mammal I can think of off the top of my head.
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