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3 yrs ago
Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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3 yrs ago
me the poopy you the pants.
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4 yrs ago
i relate.
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The Irish Tree said
Pffft. Like it or not, Tarkus/Zoll is already a thing!(It's technically incest too if that whets your appetite you filthy shipper.)


This is why we don't human transmute.
Keep yer hands off my cat girl, you damn dirty ape.
ERode said
Welp, almost have my Aesil sheet up. Just need to find her a theme now.


You bastard.
The Irish Tree said
Yeah, except she'd probably castrate Tarkus.


I know a girl who can sew those back on for cheap.
The Irish Tree said
Well then, since Tarkus already has a girlfriend and Orion is a big angry bear (I KNOW HE'S BASED ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT, DON'T TRY FOOLING ANYBODY PANDA BANCHO!), wanna call a truce and instead blame Smith for making the shipping a thing? Tarkus could always just mimic Pascale's voice and blare "My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard" over the PA. Except he can do it on a timer. The perks of convenient Mechanic backstory.


NO. IT HAS TO BE ARARA OR IT'S NOT THE SAME. The samurai like asian voice completes it.
LimeyPanda said
The irony is that as soon as Tarkus uses his mighty Tinnitus move, Orion will quote Tree's Sig and be all bear-like.


I'm sorry, but that roll has also been taken.


I'm sorry, but the role has been taken.
He also doesn't seem to deny the accusation of doing it with Tarkus.

Jeez. That's six girls left without men. Lesbifriends, shall we?
ERode said
Aura is present in every living being.Even trees and plant life.Anyways, you seem to be neglecting the fact that she still, you know, has her own pool of Aura. XD


No being a living spirit bomb. Go home.

Sixsmith said
So, Panda...Since...Tarkus is Jayce...And Orion is Vi...And Vi + Jayce is technically canon, just not yet official...Then Orion/Tarkus OTP.ORION/TARKUS OTP!


Say it to the Caitlyn fans, I dare you.
LimeyPanda said
Does that mean Orion needs to dye his hair pink?


Yay, Tibbers!
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