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3 yrs ago
Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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3 yrs ago
me the poopy you the pants.
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4 yrs ago
i relate.
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Soooo. Where is everyone exactly? Like, location wise. A castle... a camp? I kinda wanna crash this dinner party. :P
> > "Lass, ye'll learn that, in due time, some lads just need a right solid blow to their bloody 'ead to get things straight, yea?" > > "........are you telling me to punch him, Sir Jerod? > > ... > > Can you teach me?" He's from Ferox. The more violent she is, the more appealing she is. :P
> "Sir Jerod! I...I would never do that to Sir Jacob!" > > ...She claims, after a long, long pause where she may or may not have considered it. Please. She's a woman. She wants to see some hot, viking on tactician action.
> "Lass, ye might be better off droppin the champion o' naga on 'im. Or a rucksack o' iron ingots." You probably shouldn't do that. He might confuse the champion for another girl if his picture is representative of how he looks. :P
> where she's away from everyone else B( All he wants to do is love her! ... and her princess. ... and her sisters. ... at the same time, preferably.
> Well, we're landlocked at the moment, so good luck with that longboat. And who knows my crit chance? I certainly dont, I have no idea what your on about! If you think that's gonna stop him from bringing his boat from camp to camp, you've got another thing coming.
> Well, as I have said, your welcome to try. As much enthusiasm you may have with those axes, skill trumps blind strength, I can assure you. Not when your crit chance is too low to do jack regardless :P > Thalia says _excuse you_, no one is taking anyone! >:C Silence, woman! Get on the longboat!
Oh no, still gonna be a problem. The iron price must be paid. The pegasus knight shall be taken!
> ...Thalia wonders to herself if it's really okay to have these people around the princess (while hovering over said princess). :C There's a princess? Shiiit. Know exactly where he's going now. > Heh, you could try, but the weapon triangle favors me in this particular encounter (Sword trumps Axe, I'm afraid) He's got two axes, which balances it out. :P
Ech. I'll just show up in the battle I guess. Ylisse already paid him. Unless you'd prefer he fights Jerod to the death for the pegasus knight. :P
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