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3 yrs ago
Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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3 yrs ago
me the poopy you the pants.
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4 yrs ago
i relate.
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The Irish Tree said
Since Lyndsey is a Lynx faunus, that means she has to excrete pheromones to make her territory, but since Shao Kahn is a Tiger, he gotta do the same.CATFIGHT!My money's on the one that wins. I can do that, shut up.


Not gonna lie, I thought you were going somewhere else when you said 'pheromones'. Almost had to get the Karasawa out.
All shall bow to Sage Laius.
The Irish Tree said
Also...You've essentially made Uncle Ruckus...and that's pretty legit.


Look like KK finally has competition.
He'll invent smooth jazz then. :p

Gotta drown out the sounds with something.
Look, sometimes you gotta seduce a pegasus rider, put on some smooth jazz, kiss her up and stick it in her pooper. It's a fact of life. :p
Hey, its gotten him this far. :p
"Of course it is! If they're not sobbing in agony, you're not doing it hard enough!"

God save the queen.
Laius will have to teach them. He'll bring up a chalkboard and draw diagrams and everything.

"Okay, so after you tie her down you take the meat log and you put it right in the pooper, detailed here."


QUICKLY, DISTRACT DARRIAN.
Unrequited feelings and sexual tension.
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