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3 yrs ago
Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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3 yrs ago
me the poopy you the pants.
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4 yrs ago
i relate.
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I'M COMIN' IN HOT. HNNNNNNNNNG.
Lil' ol' me? Nah, I'd never do anything like that!
Teasing? I have no idea what you mean...
Lorne almost felt out of place as almost everyone in the room declared their intentions for joining the war. Outside of the vague confirmation that the drunken beard man was also some kind of sellsword, most of them had seemingly volunteered for the cause out of a sense of personal justice. He supposed money wasn't the only reason he had joined the fight, but telling them he was there for the thrill of the kill probably wouldn't have gone over any better than his admission of mercenary work. He pounded back the remains of his ale and made for the barrels of the stuff lined across the tables of the mess halls, maneuvering past the strange lad who came bursting in and performed a failed handstand of some kind after announcing his presence. These shepherds certainly had some characters among their ranks, if nothing else. As more of the pale alcohol streamed into his flagon, he briefly turned his head to see Thalia putting away her tray and prepping to leave for bed. Seeing as though she was the only one present he really knew, he went through the trouble of waving her off with a quick 'night'. The noble among them also seemed to leave, although he had little to say on that matter considering their lack of interaction. At least he wouldn't need to worry about getting clipped by his sword. With a nice big mug of ale to fill his belly with, he spun to face the remaining few people within the barracks, raising his mug high. "To a quick, heretical war" He toasted, before bringing it down to his lips and letting the cold liquid wet his throat once more. _________ The incompetence of boarder guards never ceased to irritate Fyra. What did they think a pair of merchants would be doing in Ylisse? Burning the countryside for fun? She couldn't show her irritation though. That would just make things more difficult than they needed to be. Putting on a meek little pout as the guard gestured to her and asked who exactly she was, she piped up in the most cutesy voice she could muster. "I'm his business partner... There won't be a problem with our passing, will there mister? I'd hate to not get to market by the morning..." She murmured, shooting him a pair of puppy dog eyes to smooth the process over, her prismatic orbs sparkling slightly for effect.
...okay I lied I'm still coughing everywhere and a little woozy BUT I'M BETTER AT LEAST. Getting better. On a different note, my friend got me pretty cutesy art of Thalia :'DD <333
The Waifu just keeps getting cuter.
Spoiler, she's Jacob from an alternate timeline where he was born a woman and never got any hugs as a child.
Lorne did his best to hide his annoyance at how Thalia quickly switched from her more normal posture to an uptight one in the presence of the noble. It always irritated him, how the high born would command such respect to those lower than them, simply because they got squeezed out of a certain hole. It didn't help that he wouldn't get to know the girl very well when she was in 'knight' mode, thanks to her overwhelming sense of duty. Having earned his ire, it was probably for the best she introduced him to this 'Issac' fellow, lest he insult the high born boy with his attitude. Instead he took another long drink of the ale in his tankard. The fact another distraction came stumbling along was probably for the best, a drunken fellow with a beard who seemed familiar enough with everyone present but himself. His little remark about the frozen north earned an annoyed grunt from Lorne. "Same reason you dragged your drunken ass out of whatever hole you came from, no doubt." He answered casually, making no efforts to hide his hostility. Another lady came along, but he bothered not introducing himself to her, seeing as though so many others had already begun conversing. He'd rather bury his face in the booze than try to strike up conversation with a bunch of people he didn't know, or care to know in some cases. He did decide to answer the noble's question as to why he was following their 'chosen one' into battle, though. Even if the guy was haphazardly swinging a sword about as a means of showing off, he assumed. "Gold's all the reason I need to fight here. Doesn't much matter what I think of him if he's paying the bill." ______ "You're more useful to me alive than dead. I'd like it if you got into less life threatening situations in the future." Fyra responded in a matter-of-factly tone as she turned her back towards the merchant whose company she had come into. "For your information, I do smile around our customers. It's the reason we have all that gold you like to slobber over. The dragoness quickly tacked on. She rolled her eyes at his attempts to bribe her off with frozen confections, instead focusing on a quick jog towards their run away cart. Picking up just enough speed to catch it, the Manakete hooked a hand around the back and hoisted herself up into the back of it, resting comfortably as the vehicle continued to rush out of control away from Adam.
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